Hai Ya! Trade Talks Kickin' Again! Jackie Chan on US-China Negotiations!

Okay Okay Let's Talk Trade!

Hello everyone! Jackie Chan here! So I hear this Treasury Secretary guy Scott Bessent is saying he's going to meet with the Chinese again. Good! We need to talk not fight! Remember what I always say: 'Sometimes it takes a little bit of hammering to make things work.' But let's try talking first eh? No need for broken bones… unless it’s in a movie of course!

90 Days? That's Like a Rush Hour Movie!

They've got this 90 day pause on tariffs. 90 days! That's like making a 'Rush Hour' movie! You gotta be quick funny and get things done before time runs out! This 'mechanism' Bessent talks about? Sounds like a complicated stunt! I hope they have a good choreographer... or at least me!

Tariff Kung Fu: Down But Not Out!

They lowered the tariff rate eh? 115 percentage points! That's a good start! Like dodging a punch! But there's still the fentanyl tariff. That's like the bad guy who keeps getting up! We need to use all our skills to defeat him! Remember 'We will do what we have to do to get the job done'!

Fentanyl: A Serious Sidekick!

This fentanyl business… very serious! Like fighting a whole gang of bad guys with only a ladder! I’m glad they had a 'very long and in depth sidebar' about it. We gotta stop this fast! It's like a poison dart – quick and deadly. No room for mistakes!

Markets Jumpin' Like Me on a Trampoline!

Global stock markets are rallying! Hai ya! That's like when I jump off a building and land perfectly on a trampoline! Everyone's happy! But we gotta be careful. Don't get too cocky. The market can be as unpredictable as… well me in a fight scene!

Let's Make This a Happy Ending!

So let's hope these talks go well. Let's hope they find common ground and make a deal! I believe in peace and harmony just like in my movies… well except for the fighting parts! But remember 'Don't just think feel.' And I feel like this could be a good thing for everyone! Okay gotta go practice my next crazy stunt! Bye bye!