Wynn Resorts Pulls Out of New York Casino Bid: Is This a Recipe for Disaster?

What a Load of Donkey Cr*p!

Right let's get one thing straight. Wynn Resorts pulling out of the New York casino bid? Are you having a laugh? They’re blaming 'better uses for their capital' after partnering to build a casino in Hudson Yards! Hudson Yards? More like 'Hudson Farts' if you ask me. I bet the food scene there is as bland as hospital porridge.

The Heat's Off Literally

So they say they’ve surrendered to 'years of persistent opposition.' Years? In my kitchen if you can't handle the heat you get out. Clearly these lot can’t even boil an egg without setting the kitchen on fire. It’s pathetic!

Sands are Slipping Through Your Fingers

Las Vegas Sands is throwing in the towel too because of competition from online gambling? Seriously? They are worried about iGaming? It sounds like they are more interested in iLoafing than iGaming. Get a grip! What next? Are they going to say they can't compete with Candy Crush?

Political Stew: Too Many Cooks

Privately casino bigwigs are moaning about the process being 'highly politicized and expensive.' Well duh! Welcome to New York! It is not a bloody surprise! You go into the New York casino business with the expectation that you're going to be dealing with politics and money. Maybe next time try cooking something simpler.

Front Runners? More Like Road Kill!

MGM and Resorts World are supposedly 'front runners' because they already have slot operations? Slots? That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard! Are they serving microwave meals while the big boys cook up a proper casino?

Cash is King

Wynn will spend their money on stock buybacks instead and some casino in Dubai eh? Dubai? Desert heat is better than political heat! Good move you donut! The whole New York gamble just looks like an absolute kitchen nightmare! Close it down and get someone who knows what they are doing.