Tech Stocks Are BOUNCING Back! Are They Finally Worth a Damn?

Bloody Hell What a Week!

Right listen up! This week has been a rollercoaster more volatile than a risotto cooked by a toddler! One minute we're down in the dumps the next we're soaring higher than a soufflé in a hurricane. Bloody tariffs economic fears – it's enough to make a Michelin starred chef want to chuck his knives in the bin! But hold on a minute the tech stocks are fighting back.

Nasdaq's Redemption: From Zero to Hero?

The Nasdaq Composite bless its cotton socks has jumped nearly 5% this week. Five percent! That's like turning a donkey into a racehorse isn't it? Best week since November they say. Well let's hope it's not just a flash in the pan. I've seen more lasting success in a microwave ready meal! Still good on 'em. About bloody time.

Megacaps Flexing: The Titans Are Rising

The big boys the megacaps they're bouncing too. Nvidia leading the charge with a bloody 15% gain! 15%! They're on their way to the best week since September. Amazon is up over 5% Alphabet Microsoft and Meta Platforms all jumped over 6%. It's enough to make you believe in miracles. Now let's see if they can keep it up or if it's just a load of bollocks!

Tesla and Apple: A Spark of Hope?

Even Tesla is joining the party up 3% their best session since 2013. And Apple? Blooming Apple had its best day since 1998! I haven't seen numbers like that since I started charging Michelin star prices! It's like a phoenix from the flames isn't it? But don't get complacent! There's always room for improvement. You can always be better!

Semiconductor Saviors: A Ray of Light

Many semiconductor stocks are also tracking for a positive week. The VanEck Semiconductor ETF has risen more than 8% this week an registered its best day ever on Wednesday. Broadcom led the way this week with a nearly 20% gain while Applied Materials KLA Corporation and Lam Research rallied at least 10% each. Taiwan Semiconductor Advanced Micro Devices and Qualcomm have edged up more than 5%.

A Week of Wild Swings: What Does It All Mean?

This week has been one of the wildest I've seen in a while. Wednesday the S&P 500 rallied more than 9% its third largest gain in a day since World War II while the Nasdaq Composite posted its second best session ever. But then typical bloody fashion Thursday some of those gains were given back as Trump singled out China with higher tariff rates and investors. So what does it all mean? Bugger if I know! Just keep your eye on the bloody ball and hope it doesn't all go to pot!