Iran's Nuclear Gamble: Is Trump About to Serve Up a Hellish Bomb?

Bloody Hell What's Cooking in the Middle East?

Right listen up you muppets! Word on the street – and by street I mean the bloody White House – is that Donald Trump is eyeballing Iran's nuclear facilities like they're a poorly seasoned scallop. He's talking big boasting about nuking Ayatollah Ali Khamenei off the face of the earth. Unconditional surrender? Sounds like someone's ego is bigger than my bloody soufflé! He thinks Iran will surrender well that is a donkeys years away and he is acting like an idiot sandwich. But the big question is will he actually go through with it? Or is it all just hot air?

Fordo: A Nuclear Fortress or a Lamb Sauce Waiting to Be Found?

Iran's prized possession the Fordo nuclear plant is buried deep inside a bloody mountain. Apparently it is impenetrable. They call it a fortress I call it a challenge! But the Yanks have a weapon called GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator. It's a bunker buster that can penetrate deep. So are they going to do it? Well that is up to them but they should know if it is cooked well. Fordo may be a fortress but I know one thing it will be delicious.

Double Trouble: Bombing Ain't a One Shot Wonder

According to some so called 'experts' one bomb ain't enough. You need two maybe more and even then you're not guaranteed to wipe the whole thing out. It's like trying to cook a perfect steak – you need precision timing and a bloody good sear. And if the bombing doesn't work you're talking about boots on the ground. Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me! Listen here it is a bloody mess and someone is bound to make it worse.

Wider War? Now That's a Dish Best Served Cold... and With a Bloody Big Explosion!

Here's the kicker: If the U.S. attacks Iran will retaliate. Think strikes on U.S. bases embassies and personnel. Trump's already warned about a 'fierce' response which could drag America deeper into the Middle Eastern quagmire. It is like adding gasoline to the fire. If this happens expect total chaos.

The Psychological Warfare is F**king Raw

Even if the bomb doesn't cause massive damage it'll send a message loud and clear. The Iranians have already taken a beating and another strike would mess with their heads. That will make the Iranians want to come back for more. They have already taken a beating and it will only make it worse.

Regime Change? More Like a Recipe for Disaster

Israel wants to see Iran's regime gone which could lead to an even bigger shitshow. It is like trying to make a perfect dish. But some experts think Iran can rebuild its nuclear program even without a deal with the U.S. And if America enters the war diplomacy is off the table. Now that's what I call a proper clusterfuck! Listen here it is a clusterfuck and now the question is whether or not Trump is going to light the fuse.