Amazon's Gone to the Dogs! Now Delivering Pills Faster Than I Can Swear!

Bloody Hell Even Fluffy Gets Same Day Delivery?

Right listen up you lot! Amazon bless their cotton socks has decided that even your pampered pooches and fluffy felines deserve the VIP treatment. They're now delivering pet prescriptions online teaming up with Vetsource. Hundreds of medications they say! From flea and tick bits to stuff for those perpetually moaning mutts with their 'chronic conditions'. It's all there online. Next thing you know they'll be delivering caviar and champagne to bloody hamsters!

Where's the Lamb Sauce? Oh Wait It's Meds!

The process is simple enough even for you lot. You order through Amazon the vet gives it the 'OK' – hopefully they know more than a donkey about dosages – and Vetsource ships it out. Two to six days they reckon. Two to six days! Back in my day you'd have to trek through a blizzard with a bloody sled dog to get medicine for your animals. Now it's all at your fingertips. Still I bet the lamb sauce is quicker.

Prime Time for Pets: Discounted Meds Free Delivery? It's Raw!

Amazon launched its digital drugstore back in 2020 and now they’re extending it to our furry friends. Prime members get discounts and free delivery naturally. They're even promising faster delivery. Last year they were rabbiting on about same day delivery in some cities. By 2025 they want half the U.S. covered. Half! That's faster than I can cook a bloody Beef Wellington!

Chewy vs. Amazon: It's Getting Heated in the Pet Food Kitchen!

Of course this means Amazon's sticking its nose into Chewy's business and Walmart’s too. Competition eh? Good. Keeps everyone on their toes. Though I suspect the real winners here are the pets – spoiled rotten with their convenient medications. Next they will want a Michelin star dish as well.

Amazon's Healthcare Empire: More Than Just a Bloody Pill?

This pet med venture is just another brick in Amazon's ever growing healthcare wall. They bought One Medical remember? For a lazy three point nine billion! And the online pharmacy PillPack before that. They're not just selling books anymore are they? They're building a bloody healthcare empire! But can they cook? That's the real question.

Vulcan's Got Feelings? More Than Some Chefs I Know!

And did you see that Vulcan robot? 'Feels' what it touches! Honestly that robot probably has more empathy than some chefs I've worked with. Still at least it can't burn the lamb chops. Yet. All I can say is...wake up!