Giggity! Trump Delays EU Tariffs, European Stocks Go Wild!

Giggity Goes Global!

Alright! Let's talk about some action baby! And by action I mean the stock market you perverts! European shares are hotter than a Quahog summer night all thanks to that Donald Trump fella pump faking those EU tariffs. You know a little tease never hurt anyone... Giggity!

Stoxx and Stones: The Numbers Game

The pan European Stoxx 600? Up 1%! That's like finding a twenty in your old pants! The French CAC 40 is adding 1.1% and Germany's DAX is a whopping 1.6% higher! U.K. markets? Closed for a holiday. Smart fellas... probably off chasing skirts just like Quagmire!

Auto Erotica: Cars Get a Boost

Now listen up. European auto stocks are bouncing back like... well you know! They were down 3% earlier but now they're up 1.1%! Turns out those cars and machines are the EU's biggest export to the United States. Those Germans they know how to build 'em am I right? Giggity Giggity Giggity Alright!

BMW Mercedes Volkswagen: A European Trifecta

Speaking of Germans BMW Mercedes Benz and Volkswagen are all climbing higher! It's like a sausage fest over there... but with cars! Good for them! Keeps those assembly lines moving... if you know what I mean!

Zealand Pharma: The Little Blue Pill of Stocks?

Some company called Zealand Pharma is up 7.3%. They're on top of the Stoxx 600! An analyst thinks they're undervalued because of some drug. Could be the next big thing? Maybe they can slip some in my drink... Giggity!

Trump's Truth: A Delay Not a Denial

Trump was ranting about tariffs on Truth Social saying the EU was 'very difficult to deal with.' Sound like any woman you know? He delayed the tariffs after getting a call from EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen. Sounds like someone knows how to sweet talk a lady even if it's about trade! But now the tariffs are delayed to July 9 which gives me plenty of time to get back to chasing tail here in Quahog Giggity Alright!