Giggity! Stock Draft Gets Wild with Celeb Picks: Walmart, Costco, and...Airbnb?

Wall Street's First Pick: Vistra...Hubba Hubba!

Alright alright alright! So these Wall Street hotshots Matthew Nunez and Trang Tran went for Vistra right off the bat. Apparently this Texas energy company is gonna be HUGE because of all those data centers needing power for AI. They're saying Vistra's EBITDA is growing double digits which let me tell ya is something I appreciate in…well you know. Giggity! Down 8.6% this year but up 9% this week? Sounds like my dating life!

Bobby Flay's Cooking Up Profits with Walmart

Chef Bobby Flay that silver fox is betting on Walmart! He says with all the uncertainty people are gonna flock to trusted places with good prices. Smart move Bobby! Just like a perfectly grilled steak Walmart's reliable. Plus more people in Walmart means more opportunities to uh 'accidentally' bump into someone in the frozen food aisle. Giggity! Up 15% in six months? Bobby knows how to make things sizzle!

Costco's Hot Dogs and Hot Stocks: Austen Kroll's Pick!

Reality TV star Austen Kroll is all about Costco! He even mentioned their $1.50 hot dogs! I tell ya nothing gets the engine revving like a cheap meal and the promise of bulk savings. Plus all those samples! It's like a buffet for your investment strategy. Stocks are down 6% this year. Well I'm sure their Kirkland brand condoms are still selling strong! Heh heh heh...alright!

Airbnb: Carli Lloyd's Home Run or Strike Out?

Olympic gold medalist Carli Lloyd is taking a chance on Airbnb. She needs a rental this summer for her Fox Sports gig so she's betting on the platform. Shares have tumbled nearly 8% this year. But hey sometimes you gotta take a risk to score big just like when I try to pick up chicks at The Drunken Clam. You win some you lose some but you always gotta keep playing the game! Giggity giggity goo!

The Quagmire Conclusion: It's All About the Giggity Potential

So there you have it folks! Wall Street going electric Bobby Flay serving up Walmart Austen Kroll bulk buying Costco and Carli Lloyd looking for a place to crash. Which stock has the most 'giggity' potential? Only time will tell! But one thing's for sure: I'm ready to invest in all of them...if you know what I mean! Giggity!

Quagmire's Stock Tips: Because I Know Everything

Alright let's cut the crap. Investing is like picking up women: gotta have confidence gotta know your target and gotta be ready for rejection. But when you finally score it's all worth it. Giggity! Remember kids the stock market goes up the stock market goes down. You can't explain that! But I can explain a lot of other things...Giggity!