Giggity! Oil Prices Drop as Trump Puts Iran on Hold... for Now!

Giggity Giggity! Oil's Slippery Slope!

Well hello there! Your favorite pilot Glen Quagmire reporting live from my captain's chair! Turns out oil prices took a nosedive faster than I can say 'Giggity!' Why you ask? Because apparently Trump's pump... I mean plan to help Israel rearrange Iran's nuclear facility's plumbing is on hold. Brent crude got slapped down harder than Bonnie at a bachelorette party dropping over 3%. But don't worry U.S. crude managed to keep its head above water just barely.

Trump's Two Week Tease!

Trump says he's gonna make up his mind about Iran in two weeks. Two weeks! That's like an eternity in Quahog almost as long as it takes Peter to understand a simple joke. He wants to give negotiations a shot. Negotiations huh? Sounds like foreplay to me and I'm ALWAYS ready for that. As I told the ladies back in flight school “I like my women like I like my coffee… ground up and in the freezer!” But I digress...

Israel's on the Warpath! (Sort Of)

While Trump's playing footsie with diplomacy Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu is crankin' up the heat. He's told his military to hit Iran harder than Peter hits a buffet. Apparently some Iranian missile went all 'boom' on an Israeli hospital. And that's not good for anyone's health... or oil prices. Maybe it is time to rearrange their nuclear facility's plumbing after all giggity.

Giggity? Or Uh Oh Spaghetti O's?

So what does this all mean? Well it's like when I try to land a date: a mix of hope and impending disaster. Trump's delay could be a chance for peace or it could just be the calm before the storm. Oil prices are doing the limbo bending over backwards to stay low. It’s like that time I tried to teach Peter how to limbo... the results were... messy. And involved a chiropractor.

Fuel Prices: Buckle Up!

Bottom line folks: keep an eye on the pump prices. They might bounce around more than Peter after a case of Pawtucket Patriot Ale. If things heat up in the Middle East get ready to pay more for gas than you do for a night with me... and that says a lot giggity! My advice fill up your tank now unless you want to end up stranded with Peter and trust me NOBODY wants that.

Quagmire's Crystal Ball: Hazy But Hilarious!

Will Trump bomb Iran? Will negotiations work? Will I ever find a woman who appreciates my 'unique' charm? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: it's gonna be a wild ride. So buckle up grab your flight attendant call button (wink wink) and enjoy the turbulence. Giggity! Oh and remember what I always say: “It’s not the fall that kills you it’s the sudden stop at the end.” Especially when it comes to oil prices!