Giggity! Israeli Strikes on Iran Could Unleash Global Oil Tsunami!

Regime Change... Oh Yeah!

Alright! Looks like things are heating up in the Middle East! Apparently some senior Israeli officials are saying their military campaign against Iran could lead to the fall of the regime. Now I'm no expert on international relations but I do know a thing or two about things falling... if you know what I mean! Giggity! This could have HUGE implications for the global oil market. Imagine the possibilities! New leadership new rules... maybe even some new babes in charge! Whooo!

Oil's Well That Ends Swell?

So Israel's been bombing Iran a major oil producer for over a week and surprisingly the oil market hasn't gone completely bonkers. Prices are up about 10% but still below $80 a barrel. Guess everyone's playing it cool for now. But let me tell you if this keeps up we might see some serious price hikes. And when oil prices go up everything goes up! Think of all the extra money you'll need for... well you know... 'supplies'! Giggity!

Trump Card: A Big Package!

President Trump bless his heart is threatening the life of Iran's supreme leader and even considering helping Israel nuke their nuclear program! Talk about a power move! Iran on the other hand might target regional oil facilities if they feel like their very existence is at stake. It's like a really high stakes game of chicken... with oil tankers! I wonder if I could get in on that game somehow... Giggity!

Netanyahu's Not So Secret Agenda

Prime Minister Netanyahu is denying that regime change is the official goal but he admitted it *could* happen as a result of the conflict. It's like saying you're just going for a walk but you happen to 'accidentally' stumble into a lingerie store! Defense Minister Israel Katz is even ordering more strikes to 'destabilize' the regime. Sounds like someone's got a serious case of 'regime envy'! I know I do... I wish I was a regime! All the power all the... well you get the idea. Giggity!

Regime Change Roulette!

Experts say there are no immediate signs of the Iranian regime collapsing. But they also warn that further political instability could send oil prices soaring! Since 1979 there have been eight regime changes in major oil producing countries and oil prices spiked 76% on average during those times! Imagine what that could do to the price of uh 'gasoline'... for your car of course! Giggity!

Hormuz Horror Show!

If Iran feels cornered they might start targeting energy facilities and oil tankers in the Persian Gulf! They could even mine the Strait of Hormuz which is basically the jugular vein of the world's oil supply. Apparently they're already jamming ship transponders. QatarEnergy and the Greek Shipping Ministry are warning their vessels to avoid the strait. Sounds like a real 'danger zone'! Maybe I should invest in a submarine... for 'research' purposes of course. Giggity!