Giggity Giggity AI Fakes Are Stealing Our Jobs! Is Your Boss a Deepfake?!

Who Else But Quagmire?

Alright! Alright! Alright! Glen Quagmire here ready to give you the lowdown on this crazy new world we're living in! You know I thought I'd seen it all – Quahog Vegas even a stint as a gigolo. But this… this is a whole new level of giggity gone wrong. Apparently these days you can't even trust a guy's face on a video call anymore! It could be a deepfake! Makes you wonder if that hot blonde at the bar is really a… well let's not go there. Giggity!

Ivan X Marks The Spot

So get this: this company called Pindrop Security – sounds like a place where they train spies am I right? – they almost hired a dude named 'Ivan X' who was a total fake! I mean talk about catfishing. This 'Ivan' used deepfake software to ace the interview. I wonder if he winked at the recruiter. But Pindrop's CEO Vijay Balasubramaniyan is dropping truth bombs left and right. He says AI is blurring the line between humans and machines. Frankly I'm more worried about blurring the line between me and that pool girl. Giggity!

The Weakest Link: HR

Apparently these AI impostors aren't just after a free paycheck oh no. They're installing malware stealing data and causing all sorts of mayhem. It's like that time I tried to 'fix' Lois's car and ended up setting the garage on fire. Speaking of which I wonder if you can deepfake car insurance claims? Hold that thought. BrightHire CEO Ben Sesser says HR is the 'weak link' in cybersecurity. I always knew those HR ladies had something to hide! They're all like 'Glen you can't just hand out your business card at the water cooler.' Well maybe if the water cooler was serving something stronger…

North Korean Spies Gone Wild

Hold on to your hats folks because it gets crazier! The Justice Department says over 300 companies hired North Korean spies for IT work! They even used stolen identities to get the jobs. Imagine that Lois hires a gardener only to find out he is Kim Jong Un. And then they sent the money back to North Korea to fund their weapons program! That's way worse than when I used Peter's credit card to buy that life sized Pamela Anderson statue. Whoa!

CAT Labs Is The Mouse Trap

Lili Infante the CEO of CAT Labs says she gets flooded with applications from North Korean spies every time she posts a job! Apparently they've got amazing resumes. This reminds me of that time I pretended to be a doctor to impress that nurse. Giggity. The fake employee industry is booming! I'm starting to think I should get in on this action. Maybe I could deepfake myself into a job at the brewery! More free beer you know? And hopefully not as many North Korean spies as there are hot chicks with daddy issues. I can dream can't I?

Trust No One (Especially Not Your Boss)

So what's the takeaway here? Vijay Balasubramaniyan (that guy's name is a mouthful!) says we can't trust our eyes and ears anymore! Without technology we're worse off than a monkey with a random coin toss! Well I always knew I was a bit of a monkey. Giggity! I should probably start checking everyone's IP address before I offer them a beer. Especially that cute redhead I met at The Drunken Clam last night. She might be a North Korean spy...or even better a Ukrainian princess! Who knows! Either way Giggity!