Giggity! Chase Sapphire Preferred Card's Bonus is Back and Bigger Than Ever, Baby!

A Hundred Thousand Reasons to Say 'Giggity'!

Alright alright alright! Quagmire here reporting live from my bedroom... I mean the news desk! And let me tell you this Chase Sapphire Preferred Card deal is hotter than a two dollar pistol! They're giving away 100,000 bonus points baby! That's enough to make even Cleveland Brown do a happy dance... though it'd probably just throw his back out. Giggity giggity goo!

More Points Than I've Got Dates (and That's Sayin' Something!)

Now I know what you're thinking: 'Quagmire what can I do with all those points?' Well let me tell you the possibilities are endless! Think fancy hotels first class flights maybe even a trip to Rio! I mean Giggity! You can redeem them for travel cash back or gift cards. It's like having a never ending supply of… well you know what I'm talking about. (Winks suggestively).

Europe Here I Come! (Again)

This offer is so good; you can use those points to fly business class to Europe on Iberia! Think of all the lovely ladies just waiting to be impressed by your suave sophisticated travel habits. The article mentioned one way business class award flights from the U.S. to Spain on Iberia cost 34,000 miles on off peak dates and 50,000 points on peak dates. These prices apply to routes from New York Boston Washington D.C and Chicago to Madrid and certain flights to Barcelona. It’s like a playground for a man of my caliber. Giggity! (adjusts aviator sunglasses)

Are You Worthy? (Credit Score Edition)

Now before you get too excited there are a few hoops you gotta jump through. You'll need a good credit score or else you'll be crying into your pillow like Brian after a rough date. A FICO score of 700+ is ideal. Plus you can't already have a Sapphire card or have earned a bonus from one in the past 48 months. Chase has this weird "5/24 rule," but that's just banking mumbo jumbo. Giggity giggity goo!

Better Than a Night with the Pussycat Dolls

Sure there are other credit card offers out there but this one is special. It's like comparing a filet mignon to a bowl of gruel. Other cards might have lower spending requirements but this bonus is like the Super Bowl of credit card rewards. It’s like the difference between Lois and a gaggle of cheerleaders I’d prefer the cheerleaders. The Capital One Venture Rewards Credit Card has a limited time offer that's close in value. You can earn 75,000 miles after spending $4,000 on purchases in the first three months from account opening. You'll also receive a $250 Capital One Travel credit to use within your first cardholder year.

Don't Miss Out Baby!

So what are you waiting for? Sign up for the Chase Sapphire Preferred Card today and start racking up those points! This offer won't last forever and you don't want to be the one left out in the cold do you? Get out there and start swiping! Giggity! (Pumps fist in the air)