Run, Stocks, Run! Target Takes a Tumble, While Tesla Dreams of Robotaxis!

Target's Target: A Little Off

Mama always said 'Life is like a box of chocolates Forrest you never know what you're gonna get.' And right now Target's box ain't lookin' too sweet. Seems like they're down 23% over the last three months. That's almost as long as I ran across the country! But hey maybe they'll bounce back. Like Jenny always said 'Run Forrest run!' Maybe Target needs to start runnin' too!

Lowes Slows Down

And then there's Lowe's. They're fixin' up houses but their stock's down too. They're down 6% in three months and close to flat. But that's okay sometimes things take a while. Like when I was playin' ping pong I wasn't very good at first but I got better. You just gotta keep practicin'.

Baidu and the Chinese Internet Stocks

Baidu and some other Chinese internet stocks are having a tough time too. Down here down there are they happy at all anywhere? Mama said 'Stupid is as stupid does.' But I don't think these stocks are stupid just... a little lost like me when I was lookin' for Jenny.

Canada Goose: Hot Clothes Cool Stock?

Now Canada Goose those folks makin' fancy jackets they're actually doin' alright! Up 9.3% since April! That's almost as good as Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. was doin' when we started. Maybe I should invest... shrimp ain't cheap you know.

Tesla's Robotaxi Dreamin'

Tesla now that's a name I recognize! Elon Musk says he's gonna have robotaxis. Robotaxis! Imagine that Forrest a car drivin' itself! I hope they don't drive into any trees. But maybe if I close my eyes I could see the future where machines drive us around. Just like Lieutenant Dan always said 'Forrest you got to put the past behind you before you can move on.'

Knicks' Nifty Moves

And even the Knicks are in the game! Seems like they're doin' pretty good up 23.6% this past month. They haven't won a championship since 1973 but they’re on a roll. Maybe they'll win it all this year. If they do I hope they share some of their Gatorade with me. I'm thirsty.