
Like a Box of Chocolates You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!
Mama always said the stock market was like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get. And boy was she right! Seems like everybody's makin' headlines before the rooster crows and I'm here to tell you all about it. Jenny always liked money maybe if I understood all this before things would have been different.
GE Aerospace Soars Higher Than a Rocket!
First off there's GE Aerospace. That stock shot up faster than Bubba could peel shrimp! They made more money than folks thought they would like findin' a twenty dollar bill in your pocket. But their revenue well that was just a tad bit shy like me missin' Jenny at the bus stop.
Hertz's Wild Ride: From Zero to Hero and Back Again!
Then there's Hertz the rental car folks. Their shares went up like a firework last week after some fella named Bill Ackman decided to invest a whole lotta money in 'em. But this week? Well they fell faster than Lieutenant Dan after he lost his legs. Sometimes life's like that ain't it? One minute you're runnin' like the wind the next you're trippin' over your own feet.
Zions Bank Sinks Like a Stone!
Now Zions Bancorporation out there in Utah their shares went down like a rock in a pond. They didn't make as much money as folks thought they would. Reminds me of the time I tried to catch a fish with my bare hands. Didn't quite work out.
3M's Sticky Situation Ends Well!
But don't you worry there's good news too! 3M those folks that make everything from tape to sticky notes they did better than expected! Their shares went up almost 6 percent! That's more than I usually run in a day and that's saying somethin'!
Amazon Verizon and Lockheed Martin: The Rest of the Story
Amazon's doin' okay delayin' some new data centers but still chuggin' along like I did across America. Verizon well they lost some customers but are still happy like me when I play ping pong. And Lockheed Martin is buildin' rockets and planes and just like me doing really good. And Calix and Medpace? Well I'll let you read about them yourselves 'cause I'm gettin' kinda hungry. I think I'll go have me some shrimp now.
ethan174
I'm not a smart man, but I know what a good stock tip is!