Another Day, Another Nightmare: Trump as Pope? I've Seen Worse, Trust Me

Can Somebody Say 'Game Over'?

Alright people Ripley here. You think fighting acid blooded aliens is rough? Try navigating this circus. Word on the street – or rather blasted across social media – is that someone in the White House thought it was a bright idea to post an AI generated picture of… Trump as the Pope. I swear you can't make this stuff up. It's like they're actively trying to give me flashbacks to LV 426. At least with the Xenomorphs you knew where you stood.

He Wants to Be Pope? That's a New One...

Apparently after attending Pope Francis' funeral – yes that actually happened – Trump quipped about wanting to be Pope. Said it was his 'number one choice.' Right. Well I've had number one choices too like not being face hugged but hey you don't always get what you want. Especially when there's a corporate agenda involved just like the Company. 'Build Better Worlds,' my foot. This whole thing smells worse than the Nostromo's air ducts after a close encounter.

AI and the Apocalypse: A Match Made in… Well Not Heaven

So this AI image pops up. He's all dolled up in papal attire. The cardinals are meeting on May 7 to choose the next Pope. Meanwhile someone is photoshopping Trump to be Pope while Zelenskyy looks on… I’m not sure what’s worse the image the joke or the fact that somebody thought that was appropriate. It’s like waking up to find out Bishop's got a hidden agenda… again. 'I'm afraid I have some bad news' doesn't even begin to cover it.

The Internet Explodes (Again)

The internet naturally had a field day. Some were laughing some were crying some were probably prepping for the end times. Michael Steele bless his heart called it 'unserious and incapable.' Tell me something I don’t know. This whole thing feels like a twisted version of Hadley's Hope. You think you're safe then BAM! Political shenanigans come crashing down on you.

Not The First Time This Clown Show Has Come to Town

And get this – it's not even the first time they've pulled this stunt. Remember that AI generated image of Trump as a king? Apparently it's their go to move when they want to celebrate eliminating congestion pricing. Honestly you'd think they'd have learned something from the chest burster incident. But no they keep poking the bear… or in this case the wannabe Pope. But hey at least the cat is still alive...for now!

My Final Warning: Stay Frosty

Look I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Okay wrong franchise but the point stands. This whole thing from the AI images to the political posturing is just another level of messed up. My advice? Stay frosty. You never know what’s lurking around the corner. Or in the Vatican.