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The U.S. dollar is struggling like I did against those aliens, facing a mix of policy chaos and debt, but some experts think it might just pull a Ripley and make a comeback. image

Dollar Downfall: Is the Greenback About to Get Xenomorphed?

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:18
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The U.S. dollar is facing tough times, hitting its worst performance since Nixon's era, raising concerns about its future as a global reserve currency and sending shivers down the spines of investors. image

Dollar Down for the Count: Is This Game Over, Man?

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:18
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Ripley reports on Trump's latest tariff threats against countries aligning with BRICS, offering her unique, cynical perspective on global power plays. image

Another Day, Another Xenomorph... I Mean, Tariff! Trump Targets BRICS in Trade War Fiasco

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:25
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Donald Trump threatens additional tariffs on nations aligning with BRICS, as the bloc challenges Western economic dominance. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

Another Day, Another Tariff: Trump Takes on BRICS, and I'm Getting Too Old For This...

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:25
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The National Retail Federation sues New York over a new law requiring disclosure of data-driven pricing, claiming it violates free speech. Sounds like another bug hunt to me. image

In Space, No One Can Hear You Shop: Retailers vs. New York Over Algorithmic Pricing!

Fri 04 July, 2025 16:57
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Ripley reports on the political squabble over Trump's massive tax and spending bill, with cuts that could leave millions feeling like they're facing a Xenomorph. image

Trump's "One Big, Beautiful Bill" Sparks Galactic-Sized Controversy: Another Day, Another Chainsaw Massacre?

Thu 03 July, 2025 18:19
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House Republicans are wrestling with Trump's megabill, facing opposition from both moderate and conservative factions, threatening to derail the legislative process faster than a chestburster at a company picnic. image

Another Day, Another Mess: Trump's Megabill Faces Xenomorph-Level Resistance in the House!

Thu 03 July, 2025 02:17
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Ripley investigates Intel's strategic shift in chip manufacturing, pondering if it's genius or just another alien infestation waiting to happen. image

Intel's Chipocalypse Now: New CEO Drops Tech Like It's Hot (and Possibly Toxic)

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:42
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Millions could lose health insurance under a new bill, raising alarms about access to care and the future of healthcare in America. image

Another Day, Another Nightmare: Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill Threatens Healthcare Apocalypse

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:57
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Factory activity in China shows unexpected growth, but is it a Xenomorph in sheep's clothing? Ripley investigates... image

China's Factories: Are They Back From the Dead...or Is It a Trap?

Tue 01 July, 2025 02:03
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