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Alphabet's Google Quantum AI division is developing advanced quantum computers that could revolutionize AI and solve previously impossible problems, potentially giving Google a lead in the next technological era. Get ready for the future, people! image

Google's Quantum Leap! Are We Ready for Skynet 2.0?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 12:00
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Eli Lilly's new obesity pill shows promising results in trials, offering a needle-free alternative for weight loss and diabetes management, but potential side effects and market competition loom. image

Theyre Making Weight Loss Pills Now What Could Possibly Go Wrong!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:49
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A look at how food entrepreneurs and organizations are tackling food waste by upcycling discarded ingredients into new, sustainable products, aiming for a 'nature positive' food industry. image

They're Throwing Away Our Future! Can Upcycled Food Save Us?

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:02
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Despite criticisms, McMansions are making a comeback as Americans seek larger, more affordable homes in a market facing low inventory and rising construction costs. image

McMansions are BACK?! Are We Doomed to Repeat the Past!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
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A U.S. Judge is demanding answers from the Trump administration on their efforts to return a man wrongly deported to El Salvador, sparking concerns about judicial overreach and political games. image

Another Fine Mess! Trump Administration Deports Due Process to El Salvador!

Wed 16 April, 2025 00:55
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JD Vance hints at a potential U.S.-U.K. trade agreement, stirring global markets and raising questions about fairness and future relations with Europe. Looks like another bug hunt! image

Trump and the UK Could a Trade Deal Actually Happen?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
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Harvard University stands its ground against the Trump administration's demands to dismantle DEI programs and screen international students, risking billions in federal funding. image

Harvard Tells Trump Administration Get Away From Her You B!tch!

Mon 14 April, 2025 19:52
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Amidst economic woes and regional pressures, Iran and the US under Trump are engaging in renewed nuclear talks, sparking both hope and fear. image

Trump and Iran Talking Nukes! Are We All Gonna Die Again?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:03
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A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador is now stuck in a 'Terrorism Confinement Center,' leaving a judge demanding answers from the Trump Administration. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

They Deported Him Where?! Another Fine Mess Courtesy of Bureaucracy!

Sat 12 April, 2025 22:08
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Ellen Ripley reports on the volatile stock market, economic uncertainty, and gold rushes – sounds like my average Tuesday fighting aliens. image

Turbulence Ahead Are We All Gonna Die!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:52
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