Record Highs and Trump's Truth: Donald Duck's Take on This Week's Wild Market Ride!

Aw Phooey! Markets Hit Highs!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! The S&P 500 is flyin' higher than my temper after a bad round of golf! Record highs they say! But hold on to your hats folks 'cause ol' Donald Trump went and ruffled some feathers with his Truth Social pronouncements. He's quacking about ending trade talks with Canada and that ain't gonna help nobody! It's like when I try to bake a cake and Huey Dewey and Louie decide to "help." Chaos I tell ya pure chaos!

Oil's Slippin' Rates are Dippin'!

But hey even with all that hullabaloo it's been a great week! Oil prices are plungin' faster than me trying to escape a hungry bear interest rates are dippin' lower than my swim trunks after a cannonball and stocks are surgin' like I'm chasing after Daisy's affection! Tech and AI stocks are the big cheese but even those stuffy financials are gettin' in on the action. It's enough to make a duck do a jig!

Price Target Tango: Apple's Plummet Capital One's Climb!

Now Jim Cramer and his Investing Club are playin' around with price targets like I play around with trying to fix my car (which is to say badly). They're lowerin' Apple's target because of somethin' about tariffs and AI... sounds like a bunch of gobbledygook to me! But they're boostin' Capital One's target sayin' it's undervalued compared to American Express. All I know is I'd rather be swimmin' in a pool of money than a pool of debt! Just like my Uncle $crooge!!!

Cybersecurity Surges and GE Powers Up!

CrowdStrike is gettin' a little bump in their price target 'cause cybersecurity is all the rage these days. Gotta protect your precious gold doubloons from those pesky Beagle Boys ya know! And GE Vernova? They're goin' through the roof! Seems like AI data centers are guzzling up power and GE's got the turbines to feed 'em. Ka ching! That's what I like to hear!

Goldman's Golden and Meta's Making Bank!

Goldman Sachs is lookin' like they're about to swim in money with all the IPOs and mergers goin' on. And Meta? Well they're usin' AI to rake in the dough! Seems like everyone's gettin' rich but me... well maybe not I'm kind of rich... but I don't want the Beagle Boys to know! Oh boy oh boy!!!

Next Week's Hullabaloo!

Next week's gonna be a real doozy! No earnings reports but lots of job data comin' our way. And get this the jobs report is on THURSDAY 'cause of Independence Day! Fireworks and financial reports... what a combo! Plus there's somethin' about manufacturing and service indexes. Sounds like a good time to take a nap on my yacht. Aw phooey! I don't have a yacht... yet!