Oh Boy Oh Boy! Will Trump Fire the Fed Chief and Make My Nest Egg Vanish?!

A Hunting We Will Go! But for Dollars Not Ducks!

Well blow me down! Sen. Elizabeth Warren's got her feathers ruffled somethin' fierce about this whole Trump Powell kerfuffle! She squawked on CNBC that if ol' Donny T. gets to fire the head honcho at the Federal Reserve Jerome Powell the U.S. markets are gonna go belly up faster than I can say 'What's the big idea?!' I always knew money was like a mischievous nephew: always causing trouble!

Termination Cannot Come Fast Enough?! Says Who?!

Apparently Trump's been quacking up a storm saying Powell's 'termination cannot come fast enough!' I'll say! Who needs that kind of hullabaloo? A senior White House flunky then backpedaled faster than I do when Daisy's after me saying it ain't a threat. But oh boy does it sound like one! Powell himself said the Prez ain't got the power to give him the boot. Phew! Maybe my money is safe like my lucky dime!

The Market's Built on What Now?! Independent Thought?!

Warren bless her heart says the whole shebang of the stock market the whole kit and caboodle is built on the idea that things move 'independent of the politics.' That sounds like a tall order like climbing Mount Neverest. I wonder if I can find some buried treasure up there!

Magic Wands and Two Bit Dictatorships! Yikes!

She went on to say if the President can just wave his 'magic wand' and make the economy jump through hoops we're no better than some 'two bit dictatorship!' Oh fiddlesticks! That sounds worse than when Gladstone Gander finds a whole field of four leaf clovers! I'm already shivering in my little duck boots at this potential crisis!

Tariffs and Tantrums! A Recipe for Disaster!

Trump's been jawing at Powell to lower interest rates to get the economy chugging like a runaway train. But Powell's been all like 'Hold your horses!' saying these tariffs are messin' things up like a bull in a china shop. I should know I break many dishes in a day at Grandma Duck's.

Too Late and Wrong?! Oh the Insult!

In a Truth Social hootenanny Trump called Powell 'always TOO LATE AND WRONG!' He says Powell shoulda lowered rates ages ago. Honestly all this back and forth is giving me a headache like when Huey Dewey and Louie decide to 'help' me with the housework. I'm getting too old for this nonsense! WAK!