Donald Duck reports on the lawsuit between OpenAI and Elon Musk, filled with feathers, fury, and fowl play!
Donald Duck reports on the lawsuit between OpenAI and Elon Musk, filled with feathers, fury, and fowl play!

Aw Phooey! Musk's Got a Bone to Pick!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! This is Donald Duck here reporting live from my lily pad... or well my desk! It seems that Elon Musk that big cheese and OpenAI are having a real squabble. Like me and Gladstone Gander fighting over Daisy's affections! They're going at it like Huey Dewey and Louie after a triple chocolate cake!

Gadzooks! Lawsuits and Loony Bids!

OpenAI led by that Sam Altman fella is suing Musk claiming he's been trying to sabotage them every which way but loose! They're saying he's been using his Twitter... err X to spread rumors and even made a crazy offer to buy them out for a cool $97.4 billion! That's more clams than Scrooge McDuck has in his money bin!

Blam! Microsoft's in the Mix!

Apparently Musk once a pal of OpenAI got his feathers ruffled when they cozied up to Microsoft. He started his own AI company xAI probably thinking 'Oh I can do better!' Well good luck to him I always say. But this is turning into a real honest to goodness feud! Like me trying to outsmart Chip and Dale.

What in the World! A $300 Billion Valuation?!

Can you believe it? Investors think OpenAI is worth a whopping $300 billion! That's enough to buy all the orange juice in Duckburg! Musk's lawyer is quacking back saying OpenAI should have taken his offer seriously. It's all a big 'hubbub' if you ask me. I tell ya!

Hot Tamale! ChatGPT is a Hit!

OpenAI's ChatGPT is all the rage! Five hundred million folks are using it every week and they're swimming in money like Scrooge in his money bin! Musk is furious according to OpenAI's filing. I guess nobody likes being told their ideas are doomed especially by a duck like me HA!

Aw nuts! Stop the Attacks!

OpenAI is begging the court to make Musk stop his attacks. They want him to pay for the damage he's done. Whew this is a real mess! I'm gonna go cool off with a nice glass of lemonade... and maybe a nap. This duck needs a break! Quack quack good night!


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    zeeboo
    4/9/2025 9:33:00 PM

    I just want to know what kind of AI Donald Duck would build!