Aw, Phooey! These Stocks Might Make You Richer Than Uncle Scrooge!

What in the World is Going On?!

Aw phooey! It's me Donald Duck reporting LIVE from… well my armchair! And let me tell ya the stock market's been quackier than Huey Dewey and Louie after a sugar rush. Apparently some fancy pants analysts think certain stocks are gonna keep going up up UP! Just like my temper when Gladstone Gander gets all the luck!

First Solar: Shining Brighter Than My Sailor Suit!

First Solar huh? These fellas make solar panels and all that jazz. Seems they’ve jumped 26% since April 8th! Now I ain’t no genius like Gyro Gearloose but even I can see that sunshine means good business! Experts are saying Uncle Sam's plans (like that Inflation Reduction Act thingy) are gonna make First Solar even MORE popular than Daisy at a daisy convention! Hot dog!

Delta and United: Flying High Like a Duck in a Hurricane!

And get this! Delta and United Airlines are SOARING! Up 38% and 41% respectively! Those birds are really raking in the clams! Apparently some tariff relief with China and the UK is helping them fly smoother than me trying to avoid a bill collector! Whoo hoo! Maybe I can finally afford that new hammock.

MGM Resorts: Rolling in Dough Like a Lucky Duck!

MGM Resorts huh? Up 33%! All that gambling and whatnot must be paying off better than me finding a winning lottery ticket… which let's face it NEVER happens! The experts reckon they can jump even higher thanks to their BetMGM gig. Maybe I should try my luck at the casino… but knowing my luck I'd probably lose my shirt... and my sailor hat!

So Should You Invest? (Don't Ask Me I'm Just a Duck!)

Now I'm just a humble duck not some Wall Street big shot. But if these fancy analysts are right these stocks could be a real gold mine! Remember though don't go betting your whole fortune like Uncle Scrooge in a money bin! Do your own homework! Or better yet ask Gyro Gearloose!

Aw What's the Use? I'm Always One Step Behind!

Well that's the news for today folks! I hope this helped you make a decision. And don't forget my motto: "I'm so mad I could spit!" …especially when these stocks go up and I don't buy 'em! WAK!