Aw, Phooey! Political Pandemonium in Minnesota!

What in the World is Going On?

Aw gee whiz! Donald Duck here bringing you the latest news and this time it's no laughing matter. There's been some real fowl play in Minnesota! A villain this Vance Luther Boelter fellow apparently decided to go all 'Officer of the Law' on everyone but instead of handing out tickets he was handing out… well you know. This quack impersonated a police officer! Talk about a sneaky scheme! Like when I tried to trick Gladstone Gander into thinking I had a winning lottery ticket! What a headache!

A Politically Motivated Mess

Now here's the clucker: this wasn't just any ordinary hullabaloo. They're calling it a 'politically motivated assassination.' He quack killed Minnesota State Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. And then as if that weren't enough he shot State Sen. John Hoffman and his wife Yvette! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's like the Beagle Boys decided to run for office... but with much worse intentions! Reminds me of the time I tried to run for mayor against Goofy. Good thing I didn't have any… *ahem*… malicious intent!

Minnesota's in a Tailspin!

The whole state of Minnesota is in a real tizzy. Lawmakers are jumpier than me when I see Daisy flirting with Gladstone! Senator Amy Klobuchar said everyone's 'on edge,' and I can understand why! This Boelter character is still on the loose! He could be anywhere! Even hiding in Huey Dewey and Louie's clubhouse! I'd better double lock my houseboat... and maybe invest in some extra strength duck tape!

The Manhunt is On!

The authorities are searching high and low from here to Duckburg and beyond! They think he might still be hiding somewhere in the Midwest maybe even South Dakota. Klobuchar thinks they will find him she's got a good eye unlike my ability to find a bargain at a yard sale. If you see this fella don't try to be a hero! Call the FBI or the Minnesota Department of Public Safety! Seriously leave it to the professionals before you get tangled in a bigger mess than my laundry days!

Cash Reward!

If you quack the case and help catch this Boelter bozo the FBI is offering a whopping $50,000 reward! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of orange juice... and maybe a new hammock for those lazy afternoons! So keep your eyes peeled folks! Your pocketbook (and the safety of Minnesota) depends on it! Just like when I tried to find Uncle Scrooge's Number One Dime for a reward remember that? He gave me 10 cents!

Mourning and Mayhem

Everyone's mourning the loss of Melissa Hortman. They say she was a true public servant. And even President Trump chimed in saying this kind of violence won't be tolerated. Well that's good to hear! Now if you'll excuse me I need to go check if my nephews have been practicing their detective skills again. They're always trying to solve mysteries like 'Who ate all the donuts?'… and it’s always me!