Aw, Phooey! Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed?! What in the Name of Corn is Going On?!

Grand Theft Auto... Grand Theft A Later!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy... This is Donald Duck reporting live from my houseboat and I've got some news that's got me quacking mad! Take Two Interactive those bigwigs behind the Grand Theft Auto games have just pushed back the release of 'Grand Theft Auto VI'! Can you believe it?! It was supposed to be here in the fall of 2025 but now they're saying May 26 2026! That's almost a whole year! A YEAR I TELL YA! As I always say 'Aw what's the use of anything?'

Wall Street Woes and Falling Feathers!

This delay has investors squawking like a flock of seagulls fighting over a French fry! The stock price of Take Two went tumbling down like me trying to ice skate! A whole 8 percent drop! Those Wall Street guys were counting on this game to make them richer than Uncle Scrooge on a money bin diving day! Now they're all saying 'Oh this is the end!'

A Decade of Waiting? That's Daffy!

Fans have been waiting for this game for OVER A DECADE! That's longer than I've been trying to get one over on Gladstone Gander! The last one 'Grand Theft Auto V,' came out in 2013 and sold over 200 million copies. It's one of the best selling games EVER! But now we have to wait EVEN LONGER! Why does this always happen to me?! As I always say: 'Am I unlucky or what?'

More Time for 'Polish'? Or Just More Time!

Take Two CEO that fella Strauss Zelnick said they're giving Rockstar Games more time to 'realize their creative vision.' He says it's gonna be a 'groundbreaking blockbuster entertainment experience.' Well it better be! I hope they're not just polishing it so much that it's gonna blind us all! Sometimes I swear I'm surrounded by nitwits!

Other Games? Phooey! We Want GTA!

Apparently Take Two has other games coming out like 'Borderlands 4' and 'Mafia: The Old Country.' But who cares about those when we're all waiting for Grand Theft Auto VI?! It's like trying to distract me with a stale cracker when I want a whole stack of waffles! Ain't gonna happen!

Mixed Reactions and Angry Ducks!

Social media is exploding with angry tweets and grumpy posts. Some folks are complaining about the extra wait while others are saying it's good that the game will be more polished. I say I'm somewhere in the middle! I want it now but I don't want a game that's buggier than my nephew Huey after a mosquito convention! This whole thing is enough to make me say 'I'll never get any peace!'