Aw, Phooey! Domino's CEO Says Pizza's Still Cookin' Despite a Little Hiccup!

A Missed Toss But They're Still Bakin'!

Aw phooey! This just in from ol' Duckburg News! Seems like Domino's Pizza had a bit of a kerfuffle in the first quarter. Their big cheese Russell Weiner was yappin' with that Jim Cramer fella on CNBC. Said they missed the mark a little but... hold on to your hats folks! They actually *gained* market share! Like when I try to outsmart Gladstone Gander – sometimes I lose but I always come back quackin' for more! "It's a tough life!" But Weiner's sayin' they're gonna keep on truckin'. They're like me when I'm chasin' after that darned daisy Daisy Duck – never givin' up!

Market Share? What's That?

So this market share thing... Weiner brags they've been growin' it for 16 years! That's longer than I've been chasin' after Uncle Scrooge's money bin! They admitted they had a revenue miss but they're still aimin' for growth later this year. Callooh Callay! Like when I try to plant a garden. Sometimes the weeds take over but I plant more flowers anyway!

Stuffed Crust to the Rescue!

Weiner says the first quarter was kinda slow for 'em but they got big plans! Stuffed crust here we come! That's like addin' a cherry on top of a sundae... if I could ever afford a sundae with all those nephews around! They also gonna be doin' some fancy footwork with DoorDash! "What's the big idea?"

Doin' the Dash!

Now Domino's used to be all high and mighty stayin' out of the whole 'aggregated marketplace' thing. But Weiner says folks are orderin' their pizza from these places so they gotta go where the customers are. He claims there's $5 billion worth of pizza being sold there and Domino's wants a slice of that pie! About a billion dollars' worth! "Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

Uber vs. DoorDash: Pizza Throwdown!

They partnered with Uber last year but Weiner says DoorDash sells *twice* as much pizza! That's like sayin' Daisy likes me twice as much as Gladstone! Though I highly doubt it! Weiner also assures everyone they aren't worried about those new global tariffs affecting their ingredients. They've got a good supply chain so they won't be passin' high prices on to us poor folks. "Wise guy eh?"

Value for the Buck!

Weiner says Domino's offers value even when times are tough. That's good news for cheapskates like yours truly! "Aw gee!" He says they're built for this kinda thing. So even if the world goes topsy turvy you can still count on gettin' your Domino's fix. Now if only they'd deliver to my houseboat in Duckburg...