Trump's Got a Wabbit Habit! Mass Layoffs Loom Over Federal Workers! What's Up Doc!?

Eh What's Up With This 'Schedule Policy' Stuff?

Of course you know this means war! Now listen up folks 'cause this hare's got the scoop! Seems ol' Donald he's at it again trying to run the government like a… a *business*? Hoo boy that's a new one. He's gonna reclassify a whole bunch of federal employees as 'schedule policy/career.' Now I may be just a humble bunny but even I know that sounds like trouble Doc! It means they could be easier to… well let's just say they might be lookin' for new carrots soon!

Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Uh Layoff Season?

Remember that Schedule F business from before? Well it's baaaack! And this time it's bigger than ever! They're saying *hundreds of thousands* could get reclassified. Hundreds of thousands I tell ya! That's more than I've seen in a carrot patch at harvest time! I say it's a stinking frame up!

Elon's Got a Plan! (And It Involves a Smaller Workforce?)

And get this that Elon fella is in on it too! Him and Trump they're on a mission to shrink the federal workforce. They're saying it's bloated and full of waste. Waste I say! Now I'm all for recycling but firing folks? That's just plain mean Doc! It's a dirty trick!

Union Boss Sounds the Alarm! "Sufferin' Succotash!"

Everett Kelley the head honcho at the American Federation of Government Employees is none too pleased. He's saying this move will wreck the merit based hiring system. Merit based ya hear? That means folks get jobs 'cause they're good at 'em not 'cause they know someone who knows someone who plays golf with Donald! As Elmer Fudd would say it's very very quiet. (Suspiciously quiet that is.)

The Great Carrot Caper!

They claim it is bloated and full of waste and fraud which is just a bunch of hooey! You know the kind that comes from a skunk! But what do I know? I'm just a rabbit. A rabbit who thinks this whole thing smells fishy. *Very* fishy.

Ain't I a Stinker?

So keep your eyes peeled folks. This ain't over 'til the fat lady sings and even then I wouldn't bet the farm. This hare's got a feelin' there's more to this than meets the eye. In the meantime I'm gonna go find a nice quiet carrot patch to hide out in. You never know what's gonna happen next! Th th th that's all folks!