Elon Musk Calls Top Trump Advisor 'Dumber Than a Sack of Bricks' and Tesla Stock Plummets! EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

Of Course It's Personal...

Eh what's up doc? Seems like things are gettin' pretty heated up in the ol' business world! Elon Musk that fella who makes those electric cars (and apparently sends rockets to the moon!) has gone on a real rant against President Trump's trade advisor Peter Navarro. Apparently he thinks Navarro's as dumb as a fox in a henhouse... and that's sayin' somethin'!

A PhD... in Economics? BWAHAHAHA!

Musk started this whole shebang by saying a Harvard econ degree is a *bad* thing. Can you believe the audacity? Then he got real spicy callin' Navarro a 'moron' and 'dumber than a sack of bricks!' Now I ain't one to judge but that's gotta sting more than gettin' a pie in the face. And get this – he even apologized to bricks! Ha! What a maroon!

Tariffs Tariffs Everywhere and Not a Share to Save!

All this fuss is about tariffs see? Trump slapped these big ol' tariffs on goods from all over the world and Musk ain't too happy about it. Tesla's stock is doin' a real nose dive down 22% in just a few days! That's enough to make even *my* ears droop. It's like the whole company's fallin' down a rabbit hole and there ain't no carrot at the bottom!

The White House Weighs In (Sort Of)

When the White House press secretary was asked about the feud she said 'Boys will be boys.' Can you believe it? 'Boys will be boys'! That's like sayin' Elmer Fudd will never catch me. Sheesh. Sounds like they're just lettin' these two duke it out. Maybe they should settle it with a good ol' game of patty cake or somethin'.

Is Tesla Really Toast? I Hope Not! I Like Driving Through It!

So what does this all mean? Well for one it shows that even Trump's own peeps don't agree on everything. And for another it's really hurtin' Tesla's business. They gotta pay more for materials and parts 'cause of those tariffs. Canada Mexico China… they're all involved! This is more complicated than tryin' to explain quantum physics to Yosemite Sam.

Musk for Trump? Maybe Not Anymore!

Here's a kicker! Musk actually donated to Trump's campaign but is now leading an initiative to slash costs and eliminate regulations. And let's just say Musk's political rhetoric has sparked a bit of controversy leading to protests and boycotts against Tesla. Maybe he should have stuck to sendin' rockets to the moon or even better starring in Space Jam with me! Now that would be something!