Ehhh, What's Up, Stock?! Oracle Soars, Boeing Bites the Dust!

Cardinal Health Hits the Jackpot Eh?

Ooh looks like somebody found a lucky rabbit's foot! Cardinal Health that health care outfit hopped up 3% to a new all time high! They're saying their full year earnings are gonna be bigger than my carrot stash. 'Of course you realize this means war!' Or you know just higher stock prices. Whatever.

Datadog's AI Bone!

This Datadog fella sniffin' around the cloud security got a pat on the head from some analyst named Zukin. Seems he's wagging his tail about the AI possibilities. Up more than 3%! Smart dog. 'Ain't I a stinker?'

Boeing's Bad Hair Day!

Now this is no laughing matter. Or maybe it is...nervously. An Air India Boeing Dreamliner took a tumble shortly after takeoff. Yikes! That sent Boeing's stock down almost 5%. United and Delta felt the turbulence too. 'What a maroon!' Let's hope everyone's okay folks. Seriously.

Oracle's Cloud Kingdom!

Now we're talkin'! Oracle is ridin' high on a cloud...computing cloud that is. Up nearly 14%! Their cloud infrastructure revenue is expected to jump more than 70%. 'I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!' Seems like they did. Cha ching!

GameStop Goes Down the Hole!

Ehhh what's up with GameStop? Down 20%! Looks like they're selling a bunch of notes for 'general corporate purposes'. Sounds like they're diggin' a hole. 'This looks like a job for...me!' (To stay away from maybe.)

Biotech and Space Oh My!

CureVac got scooped up by BioNTech for a cool $1.25 billion sending their stock up 38%! Meanwhile Voyager Technologies those space cowboys are blastin' off! Up 4% after a stellar IPO. Seems like some folks are reachin' for the stars...or maybe just the big bucks. And Chime Financial launched too. Well that's all folks!