Ehh, What's Up Doc? Markets Go Looney Tunes!

Iran ium Alert! Oil Prices Go Ka BLOOM!

Well howdy folks! Bugs Bunny here reporting live from the financial front lines. Seems like there's a bit of a kerfuffle brewing in the Middle East what with the whole Iran Israel tango. And you know what that means right? Oil prices are doing the ol' *zoom zoom zoom* to the moon! Up over 4% they are! As they say 'This is war doc! WAR!' And war is good for... well oil companies I reckon. Keeps things interesting don't it?

Amazon's AI Army: Are You Gonna Need a New Hat Doc?

Now that fella over at Amazon Andy Jassy he's been chattin' about this newfangled AI business. Says it's gonna change the way things are done and they might need fewer folks doin' some jobs. Hmm sounds like someone's about to be 'terminated,' eh? He's bettin' on these robots to be faster than a jackrabbit on a date with a carrot cake! That's what I call progress...or maybe just 'suffering succotash' for some folks.

Home Sweet...Not So Sweet Home: Housing Market Blues

The housing market? Oy vey! Seems like Lennar that home building outfit ain't exactly singin' in the rain. High mortgage rates and low inventory? That's a recipe for 'wabbit stew,' not happy homeowners. And if Lennar's feelin' blue that ain't good news for our pal at Home Depot. Guess they'll have to find a new carrot patch to munch on for profits!

Lennar's Tech Turnaround: A Salesforce Symphony!

But hold on to your hats folks! Lennar's got a plan. They're callin' up Salesforce and Palantir to help them get all tech savvy. AI agents helpin' salespeople? Sounds like a futuristic 'hare raising' experience! Who knows maybe they'll even invent a robot carrot peeler! Now THAT'S progress!

Salesforce Price Hike: Show Me the Money Honey!

Speaking of Salesforce they're raisin' prices! Seems like they want a bigger slice of the carrot pie. More money for their fancy services eh? Well as I always say 'Of course you realize this means war!' A price war that is! Let's see if folks are willing to pay up or if they'll go lookin' for a cheaper burrow.

What's Up Next Doc? The Fed of Course!

And finally tomorrow we got the Fed makin' some big decisions about interest rates. That's gonna make or break the carrot crop folks! And we also get the housing starts numbers. So keep your eyes peeled and your ears up 'cause it's gonna be a 'thrilling chase' of economic news! That's all folks for now. Remember keep munching and keep smilin'!