Eh, What's Up With This Political Pandemonium, Doc? Minnesota Mayhem!

That's All Folks... or Is It? A Sticky Situation!

Well greetings folks! Bugs Bunny here reporting live from… well not exactly live since I'm a cartoon but you get the idea! Seems like things have gone daffy in Minnesota. This fella Vance Luther Boelter has been causing more ruckus than a Tasmanian Devil in a china shop. They say he knocked off Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her hubby Mark. What a maroon! This ain't no carrot stealing caper folks.

Of Course There's More! Double the Trouble

But wait there's more! Like getting two carrots for the price of one! This Boelter also allegedly took potshots at Democratic state Sen. John Hoffman and his missus Yvette. Luckily they're still kicking unlike some other folks. Talk about a double whammy! What a revoltin' development!

The Great Manhunt: Elmer Fudd Would Be Proud!

The fuzz went on a manhunt bigger than Yosemite Sam's ego looking for this Boelter character. Sounds like the whole state was after him! Apparently he was playing hide and seek in a big ol' wooded area in Sibley County. Betcha he thought he was slicker than greased lightning but the cops were smarter… this time!

No Violence? You're Despicable!

And get this the cops collared him without firing a shot! No 'bang! You're dead!' stuff. They just waltzed right up and said 'Come on Boelter you're going for a ride!' I've seen more excitement at a carrot convention! What a predicament to be in!

Masks and Mayhem: A Costume Party Gone Wrong!

The authorities are saying this Boelter pulled a fast one wearing a latex mask and a cop uniform before causing all this hubbub. Sounds like something Wile E. Coyote would cook up! I think that this is a case for me. I should work as a detective maybe I should call it Bunny and Associates.

The Aftermath: What's Cookin' Doc?

Minnesota is still reeling from all this. Folks are sadder than a hound dog in a hailstorm. Even the bigwigs are chiming in saying this kind of violence ain't gonna fly. Seems like even Elmer Fudd wouldn't approve of this level of… shall we say… unpleasantness. That's all folks... for now.