Eh, What's Up With Iran's Nuclear Program, Doc? Trump Claims 'Obliteration,' But Is It Just a Cartoon?

Of Course There's Bombs!

Eh what's up doc? So I hear tell that there's some real kerfuffle goin' on 'bout Iran's nuclear program. Seems like ol' Donald he's claimin' the U.S. done went and "obliterated" their nuclear site at Fordo. Obliterated I say! Makes ya think of Elmer Fudd tryin' to catch me doesn't it? 'I'm hunting wabbits!'

Hold on there Bugs. It Aint That Simple

But hold on to your carrots folks! Turns out some sneaky intelligence report is sayin' the airstrikes only set 'em back a few months. A few months! That's like sayin' Yosemite Sam is just a little bit angry. It's a real "suffering succotash!" moment ain't it?

Trump's Take or Should We Say 'Hare' Raising Tale

Now Trump he ain't backin' down. He says the report was "not a complete report." And get this he claims the damage "may be very severe." Sounds like someone's paintin' a rosy picture doesn't it? It's like me tellin' Elmer Fudd 'Eh don't worry I'm just a figment of your imagination!'

White House Wabbit Wrangling

The White House is throwin' a real hissy fit callin' the report "flat out wrong." They even went after some poor "anonymous low level loser" who leaked the info. Now now folks let's not get all "wabbit season" on each other! Though I do love a good game of duck season wabbit season!

Big Shovels and Deep Holes Oh My!

Then there's this Hegseth fella sayin' ya need a "big shovel" to see the damage. Sounds like he's been takin' lessons from Porky Pig. "Th th th that's all folks!" ... after you dig a really really deep hole that is!

Israel Chimes In Adding to the Carrot Patch

And just when you thought it couldn't get any wilder Israel's Atomic Energy Commission jumps in claimin' the strikes "destroyed the site's critical infrastructure." Now that's a story! So who's tellin' the truth? Is it "obliterated" or just a minor setback? Eh I dunno folks. But one thing's for sure: this whole thing is a real "what a maroon!" situation. That's all folks for real this time!