Eh, What's Up With DHS Slamming the Door on Congress?

Of Course Of Course You Realize This Means War!

What's up Doc? Bugs Bunny here reporting live from… well wherever the carrot juice is flowing! Seems our pals at the Department of Homeland Security are playing a little game of 'hide the ball' with Congress. They're makin' it harder for those fellas to pop in and see what's shakin' at ICE field offices. Now I'm no politician but even *I* know that Congress is supposed to be watchin' over these agencies! It's their job see? Like me watchin' out for Elmer Fudd...only with slightly less gunplay hopefully.

Sole Discretion? Sounds Kinda Fishy Eh?

And get this! ICE now has 'sole discretion' to deny or cancel a tour. 'Sole discretion?' That sounds like Elmer Fudd gettin' to decide if he wants rabbit for dinner! They can just say 'Nope no peekin'!' Now why would they be doin' that? Could it be they're hidin' somethin' juicier than a whole field of carrots? Hmmm...Curiouser and curiouser as a certain cat I know would say. I mean what's up with that Doc?

72 Hours Notice? That's a Mighty Long Carrot!

They're even askin' for a whopping 72 hour notice before a visit! 72 hours! That's enough time for me to dig a tunnel to Albuquerque...twice! What do they need all that time for? To rearrange the furniture? Hide the evidence? Or maybe just paint everything pink? I tell ya somethin' smells funnier than Elmer Fudd's breath after a garlic sandwich.

Trump's Grand Plan: Deport 'Em All!

Now the article mentions ol' Donald Trump and his plans to deport millions. Deport 'em all! Sounds like a recipe for a rootin' tootin' rabbit rampage! But seriously folks maybe that's why they're slammin' the doors. Too much to see too much to hide. I always say if you can't stand the heat get out of the…carrot patch! Eh?

Democratic Dust Ups and Detention Drama!

And hold on to your hats folks! Some Democratic politicians are gettin' arrested at these detention centers! Arrested! Now I've had my run ins with the law (usually involving stolen carrots) but this is a whole new level of crazy. It's like Yosemite Sam tryin' to run the justice system! What a maroon! But seriously somethin's gotta give. You can't just arrest folks for askin' questions. Unless of course they're askin' for my secret carrot cake recipe. Then all bets are off!

I Say Let's Dig a Little Deeper!

So what's the bottom line folks? Seems like someone's tryin' to pull a fast one. And you know what Bugs Bunny always says: 'Ain't I a stinker?' Well I'm also a pretty good detective. So I say let's dig a little deeper find out what's *really* goin' on behind those closed doors. And maybe just maybe we'll find somethin' worth more than a whole field of carrots. That's all folks! (For now...)