Eh, What's Up Doc? Trump's Security Team in a WhatsApp Wabbit Hole!

Of Course There's Trouble Brewing

Eh what's up doc? Seems there's a bit of a situation brewing in Washington! Word on the street (or should I say down the rabbit hole?) is that National Security Advisor Mike Waltz might be doing a disappearing act. Apparently there's been some chatter about a Signal messaging group that got a little too chatty about U.S. military plans. As I always say 'Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive!'

The Case of the Missing Waltz

Now Waltz was suspiciously absent from some fancy prayer gathering at the White House. Coincidence? I think not! It's like that time I 'disappeared' when Yosemite Sam was after me with a blunderbuss. 'Of course you realize this means war!' But seriously folks missing prayer day? That's gotta sting!

Goldberg's Golden Scoop

The real kicker? This Signal group apparently included some big shots like Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (sounds like a real tough guy!) Secretary of State Marco Rubio Vice President JD Vance...the whole shebang! But get this The Atlantic Editor Jeffrey Goldberg was also in the group all by accident of course. Now Goldberg did what any good reporter would do: he spilled the beans. Details of messages exchanged between high level Trump administration officials. 'Ain't I a stinker?' Goldberg reported that the texts ended with Hegseth on March 15 detailing plans that "included precise information about weapons packages targets and timing" of attacks on Houthi forces in Yemen.

Hegseth's Hot Water

Now Hegseth's getting grilled for sharing these top secrets through Signal and he even used the app to send some of the attack plans to his wife his brother his attorney and some aides. I mean come on doc even *I* know better than that! I always say 'This is it!' whenever I pull a fast one but I never go blabbing military secrets to Elmer Fudd!

Trump's Take on the Tussle

Trump bless his heart told The Atlantic that Waltz was 'fine.' But then he also said Waltz was 'beat up.' Make up your mind doc! As for Hegseth Trump seems to think he's safe as a bunny in a burrow. But the Pentagon's doing some digging so who knows what'll turn up? 'What a maroon!'

Flynn's Flashback

This whole shebang reminds me of that Michael Flynn fella who had to hop away after only 24 days for fibbing about his chats with some Russian dude. Trump pardoned him later but still what a mess! It's enough to make a rabbit reach for a carrot... or maybe a good lawyer! As I always say 'That's all folks!'