Eh, What's Up, Doc? Stocks Headin' for the Stars!

Of Course There's Always a Catch!

Eh what's up doc? Seems like everyone's hoppin' on the bandwagon now that the whole Iran Israel kerfuffle is takin' a breather. JPMorgan's tradin' desk is yellin' "Time to get bulled up AGAIN!" These guys are more excitable than Yosemite Sam chasin' a rabbit! They're sayin' the market's gonna zoom right past those all time highs. Road Runner style! Meep Meep!

Macro This Macro That! What's Cooking Doc?

Apparently now that the geopolitical stuff is on the back burner everyone's focusin' on the 'macro picture'. Whatever that is! Sounds like somethin' Elmer Fudd would try to catch me with. They're talkin' earnings and tariff deadlines. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But hey if it means more carrots for everyone I'm all ears! "I know this calls for a little music to set the mood."

S&P 500: Almost There Almost There!

The S&P 500 is about 2% shy of its record high. So close you could almost taste it! Kinda like when I'm about to swipe a carrot right from under Elmer Fudd's nose. Investors are brushin' off everything like it's nothin'. Must be nice to have that kinda confidence. "This is it! The moment of truth!"

Hold on to your Hare!

Now hold on there chuckleheads! Not everyone's convinced this is a carrot patch. Some fella named Barry Bannister thinks we're headed for a correction. A correction! Sounds painful. He's predictin' a consumer slowdown. Says folks are gonna start savin' their dough instead of buyin' stuff. If they aren't buyin' stuff how are they going to buy my carrots?! This could put a crimp in my style.

Big Tech: Cyclical? You're Despicable!

Bannister claims that Big Tech is 'cyclical'. Says they're dependin' on consumers buyin' things. Well duh! Seems pretty obvious don't it? He's worried the consumers are gonna 'take a little break'. I don't know about you but as Bugs Bunny I'm taking a break right now.

Buy the Dip Doc! Buy the Dip!

But wait there's more! Wells Fargo's screamin' 'Buy the dip!' in Visa and Mastercard. Apparently there's some hullabaloo about stablecoins or somethin'. Sounds like Elmer Fudd tryin' to explain quantum physics. They think it's all a bunch of hooey too! Well I guess that's all folks! Or is it? "Of course you realize this means war!"