Eat My Shorts, Trump! Modi Sets The Record Straight!

Ay Caramba! Trump Takes Credit Again?

Alright dudes Bart Simpson here reporting live from... well my couch. So apparently this orange haired dude President Trump keeps saying he stopped a war between India and Pakistan. Seriously? That's like saying Milhouse is cool! It's just not true man. Prime Minister Modi the head honcho of India had to tell Trump to 'Eat My Shorts!'... well not exactly those words but you get the idea.

No Meddling Says Modi! Cowabunga!

This Modi guy he's like the real life version of Radioactive Man! He told Trump straight up that India doesn't need any help from America in patching things up with Pakistan. He said they got it covered no outside interference needed. It's like when I try to 'help' Lisa with her science project... it always ends in a lab explosion! So yeah sometimes you just gotta let countries handle their own stuff man.

Trade Deal? Don't Have a Cow Man!

And get this Trump's also blabbing about some big trade deal with India. Modi's like 'Uh no. We didn't talk about any trade deals!' It's like when I tell Skinner I finished my homework... a total fib! This whole thing is turning into a real 'D'oh!' moment for Trump.

From Kashmir with Chaos!

So here's the backstory for all you slackers. There was this whole thing with a terror attack in Kashmir then some bombing and things got pretty heated between India and Pakistan. Trump jumps in claiming he saved the day. Classic Trump move am I right? This is just like when I poured sugar in the gas tank of Skinner's car when I was supposedly helping him wash it.

Trump Hearts Pakistan's Army Dude?!

And the weirdness doesn't stop there! Trump even had the chief of Pakistan's army over for lunch at the White House. What?! Apparently he wanted to thank him for not going to war... which Trump thinks he stopped. It's all so messed up it's like Moe serving Duff beer to Barney...wait nevermind.

G7 Gone Wrong: Poof He's Outta Here!

Trump was supposed to meet Modi at this fancy G7 summit but he bailed early because of stuff in the Middle East. So no face to face smackdown... I mean uh discussion. It's all just one big crazy world man. And me? I'm just here to laugh at it. Later dudes! Bart out!