Eat My Shorts, Tariffs! Trump's Price Hikes Gotcha!

Ay Caramba! Prices are Sky High!

So like the New York Fed – not sure who they are but they sound important probably nerds – says that most companies are totally sticking it to us with Trump's tariffs. Turns out these tariffs are like Milhouse always tagging along and making things worse. They're making everything cost more man! I'm talking Krusty Burgers Squishees even comic books! This is worse than detention with Skinner.

Cowabunga Companies are Passing the Buck!

Apparently like 77% of service places and 75% of factories are just raising prices 'cause of these tariffs. Some are even going full Nelson Muntz on us and raising prices immediately after the tariffs hit! Ha ha! They're passing all the extra cost right on to us poor chumps. It's like Moe charging extra for Duff after a power outage – totally unfair man!

Don't Have a Cow Man! It's All Trump's Fault!

This Trump dude announced he was gonna slap these 'reciprocal' tariffs on everyone and the stock market went bonkers! Then he kinda backed down for a bit but now they might be back in July. It's like Sideshow Bob keeps escaping from prison – you think you're safe but then BAM! He's back with more evil plans in this case for your wallet! Whoa Mama!

Excellent Trade Deals (Not!)

Word on the street is the U.S. made a deal with the UK and some Treasury dude says more deals are 'close to the finish line.' But seriously who cares about deals when my allowance is buying less and less junk food? This is like Lisa trying to explain quantum physics to me – boring and makes my head hurt!

Eat My Tariffs Trump!

Even big shot CEOs are saying they're hiking prices but they're all scared to say it loud 'cause Trump might yell at them on Twitter or something. He even threatened Walmart! It's like when Skinner tries to discipline me but he's afraid of getting pranked. All bark no bite man!

I Didn't Do It! (But Trump Did)

One anonymous dude said these tariffs are messing up supply chains worse than a Krusty Burger food poisoning outbreak! Another one said it's all just 'chaos.' They're all spending time making backup plans instead of doing like important stuff. It's like trying to study for a test when Itchy & Scratchy is on – totally distracting man!