Yeah Baby Tariffs are Coming!
Alright Austin Powers here ready to decode this tech tastic news! Seems our mate Donald Trump wants Apple to bring their iPhone shizzle back to the U.S. yeah? He reckons America's got the mojo to do it. But hold on a tick experts are saying 'Not so fast baby!' This move could take ages like trying to shag in zero gravity!
China's Got the Mojo (For Now)
For the moment iPhones are mostly being made in China a country facing some serious tariffs baby – up to 245%! That's like being hit with a love ray from Dr. Evil himself! The Yanks have given electronics a temporary pass but Trumpy says it's temporary. Uh oh! That means get ready to rumble!
Should You 'Buy Now' or 'Cry Later?'
So the question is should you buy a new smartphone now before the price is jacked up higher than me after a night out with the Spice Girls? Louis Ramirez from Tom's Guide says 'If you've got the dosh buy it baby buy it now!' No one knows what prices will look like next month or even in the fall! It's like playing a game of strip poker with Vanessa Kensington – you never know what you're gonna get!
iPhone 17: The Spy Who Priced Me
Apple usually unveils its new iPhone in mid September baby. If these tariffs are still in place the price of an iPhone could double! Double I tell you! That's like facing Dr. Evil and Mini Me at the same time! Other phones from Google and Samsung could also get pricier than a night out in Vegas!
Carriers to the Rescue!?
If you're looking to upgrade doing it now could save you some serious moolah baby! But don't go buying a new phone if your current one is still groovy. It's like shagging a fembot when you have a perfectly good Vanessa Kensington waiting at home!
Get Schooled on the Job Market Baby!
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gnorf
This is like a bad dream.
bcutt
Groovy article, baby!
rachellereyes70
Shagadelic advice!
mmafitness
Is this my bag, baby?!
stonedog
So, tariffs bad, buying now good? Got it!