Yeah, Baby! Trump's Got Me Saying '2028' - Is a Third Term Really in the Cards?

Groovy Threads Baby!

Alright my groovy cats and kittens! Austin Powers here reporting live from the land of... well let's just say things are getting a bit 'yeah baby!' over in the political arena. Apparently the Trump Organization – shagadelic name right? – has started slinging 'Trump 2028' merch! Red hats t shirts... oh behave! They're all emblazoned with the message that makes you go 'hmmm?'

Is He or Isn't He (Gonna Run Again)?

Now I'm no political guru – I leave that to the Nigel Powers of the world – but even I know that running for a third term is a bit like trying to seduce a fembot with a bad wig. It's against the rules baby! There's this little thing called the 22nd Amendment which says 'No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice.' But like Vanessa Kensington in a tight spot Trump's got everyone wondering if he's got a plan!

White House Shrugs: 'It's a Cool Hat!'

When questioned about the 'Trump 2028' gear the White House basically did the international man of mystery version of a shrug. They pointed fingers at the Trump Organization who in turn went silent. And then some White House type said 'But it's a cool hat and I suspect it will be highly popular!' as if to say 'Shhh! Don't tell anybody but its great the best hat everyone wants it!' So secretive.

Teasing the Toupée?

Trump himself has been doing this little dance hasn't he? Like Dr. Evil with a particularly diabolical scheme. He's been 'teasing' the idea of a third term making comments like 'A lot of people want me to do it.' Oh behave! It's like he's trying to rewrite the rules... or maybe just rewrite history! And as Dr. Evil would say: 'How about no?'

Bannon's Bold Prediction: 'He'll Be Back!'

And then there's Steve Bannon who's apparently got a crystal ball... or maybe he's just been watching too much 'Real Time with Bill Maher.' He's predicting that Trump will not only run for a third term but actually win! January 20th 2029 he says... mark your calendars baby! He even claims there's a 'team' working to make it happen. Sounds like a job for Austin Powers International Man of Mystery.

A Constitutional Conundrum Baby!

Of course there's that pesky Constitution thing. But never fear! Congressman Andy Ogles is on the case with a resolution to amend the Constitution to allow Trump to run again. It's tailored specifically to him though – no third terms for those other two termers oh no! I suspect foul play! As Goldmember would say: 'I love GOOOLLLDDDD!'... or in this case perhaps GOOOVVEEERRRNMENT.