Yeah, Baby! Retail Investors Go Groovy for Nvidia and Tesla, But Apple Gets the Cold Shoulder!

Shagadelic Stock Moves Baby!

Groovy baby groovy! It seems the retail investors are at it again making moves that would make even Dr. Evil raise an eyebrow. According to those cats at JPMorgan folks have been throwing some serious cheddar at Nvidia and Tesla. We're talking a cool $1.2 billion and $1.1 billion respectively! That's a lot of moolah baby! But hold on not everyone's feeling the love...

Nvidia and Tesla: Yeah Baby! Yeah!

Nvidia and Tesla baby! These stocks have been hotter than a disco inferno since late 2022. All that artificial intelligence jazz has got everyone in a frenzy. Nvidia was the most bought security of 2024 and Tesla wasn't far behind! But even the grooviest stocks hit a speed bump now and then. Turns out these high flyers have taken a bit of a tumble recently. Talk about a buzzkill baby!

Rough Patch Baby? Is That My Bag?

Now I'm not saying it's a disaster but Nvidia's down over 12% this year and Tesla's plunged nearly 30%! Oh behave! Slowing sales and Elon Musk's foray into politics have got investors feeling a bit twitchy. Still you gotta risk it for the biscuit right? These stocks could bounce back like me after a cryogenic nap!

Apple's Not So 'A Peel ing' Anymore?

But here's the real kicker baby! While Nvidia and Tesla are getting all the love Apple's getting the cold shoulder. Retail investors pulled about $400 million out of Apple! Ouch! It seems those worries about Trump's tariffs against China have got everyone spooked. You know all that manufacturing stuff. It's a bit of a sticky wicket innit?

Microsoft's Losing its Mojo?

And it's not just Apple. Microsoft's seeing some profit taking too losing $170 million in retail investor dollars. That's a lot of dosh baby! It seems even the biggest tech giants aren't immune to a bit of turbulence. Talk about a Shocker I expect you to die kind of moment!

Stay Tuned Baby!

So there you have it! The stock market is as unpredictable as me after a triple espresso. Keep your eyes peeled baby and remember: "What's the world coming to when people can't trust a swizzle stick?" " I tell you it's all gone to pot!"