Yeah Baby! Alphabet Stock Groovier Than My Mojo Thanks to AI, Says Citizens!

Is that your Mojo or are you just happy to see me?

Alright groovy cats and kittens! Austin Powers here reporting live from my shagadelic lair! Word on the street (or rather from Citizens those investment dudes) is that Alphabet – you know Google’s parent – is about to get a whole lotta mojo back! They’re saying Alphabet’s stock is gonna boogie its way up to $220! That's like nearly 27% more than the other day baby!

ChatGPT? More Like CrapGPT Baby!

Now some squares might be worried about this ChatGPT thing stealing Google's thunder. But Citizens is all 'Not so fast baby!' They reckon ChatGPT is just a blip on the radar. Apparently Google's own AI shenanigans are gonna be so groovy they'll actually *increase* the number of searches people are doing. That's right more searches more money more shagging! Oh behave!

Google's AI Overviews are the Shizzle Baby!

This Andrew Boone fella from Citizens (no relation to Pat I hope) is saying Google's AI Overviews are gonna be HUGE! Like four billion users a month huge! He thinks by next quarter it'll be covering like two thirds of all queries. That's more than a mouthful baby! Apparently when they tested it out in the US searches went up by 10%! Groovy man groovy!

Search Revenue? Yeah Baby It's Growing!

So what does all this AI mumbo jumbo mean? It means more moolah for Google! Boone reckons search revenue is gonna start growing faster next year because of all these AI improvements. More revenue means more happy shareholders and happy shareholders mean... well you get the picture baby. It’s gonna be a beautiful thing!

Wall Street's Got the Fever Baby!

And it's not just Citizens who are digging Google's vibe. Wall Street is practically orgasmic over Alphabet! Most of the analysts are saying 'Buy baby buy!' And their price targets are all pointing to that $202 level. That’s like 16% upside baby! Shagalicious!

In a Nutshell: Groovy Times Ahead!

So there you have it my groovy compadres! Alphabet's got the mojo back thanks to AI! Get ready for some serious stock market action baby! Yeah! Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with a Swedish supermodel and a fondue set. Oh behave!