Groovy, Baby! Wall Street Still Not Feeling the Love for Apple's AI Moves!

Is Apple Still Sexy Baby? (Analysts Weigh In)

Alright party people! Austin Powers here reporting live from the intersection of groovy tech and serious moolah! Word on the street – Wall Street that is – is that Apple's recent developer conference left them feeling a little...frigid baby! Seems like they were expecting Apple to unleash some seriously shagadelic AI but what they got was more like a polite handshake. Not exactly setting the world on fire is it? Barclays is giving Apple the cold shoulder with an 'underweight' rating saying the updates were 'incremental' and won't get people lining up for new iPhones. Oh behave!

Liquid Glass: More Like Liquid Disappointment?

Apple trotted out its fancy new 'Liquid Glass' design the biggest iPhone makeover since well forever! But according to the squares on Wall Street it's just not enough to get their mojo working. Melius Research (good name that) said it's not the kind of stuff that makes people slap down the cash yeah. Seems like the world wants AI with a little more 'oomph,' baby! Maybe some sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

Evolution Not Revolution: Apple's Playing it Safe Baby!

UBS reckons Apple's just playing it safe calling the announcements 'evolutionary' rather than 'revolutionary.' They were hoping for a killer app or even a new iPhone form factor (giggity!) but got something more...vanilla. Vanilla is nice but where's the chocolate swirl baby? Where's the strawberry surprise? Where's the…okay I'll stop.

Bank of America Sees the 'Austin' Power Baby!

But hold on! Not everyone's feeling down baby! Bank of America is still singing Apple's praises highlighting its 'seamless' ecosystem and potential for growth. They're sticking with a 'buy' rating which is pretty shagadelic! Maybe they see something the other squares don't. Or maybe they just dig the way I rock a velvet suit. Who knows?

Morgan Stanley's 'Dub Dub' Déjà Vu!

Morgan Stanley's feeling a bit 'meh' too. They said the conference felt like 'dub dub' of old – focusing on design overhauls instead of mind blowing AI. Sentiment won't shift until Apple shows some serious AI muscle baby! But they also think Apple's got the goods to become an AI winner. Time will tell yeah?

The September Shocker! (Or Not)

So what's the verdict baby? Wall Street's not exactly doing the frug over Apple's latest offerings. Some are holding steady some are cautiously optimistic and some are downright disappointed. The next big moment? Probably September when Apple's expected to drop those new iPhones. Maybe they'll pull a rabbit out of the hat then. Or maybe it'll just be another polite handshake. We'll see baby! Yeah!