Groovy Baby Ex-President Busted in Alleged Thai Bribe Scandal! Is This My Doing?!

Yeah Baby! Indictment Time!

Alright alright alright! Austin Powers here reporting live from my groovy pad and the news is...shagadelic! Seems like former South Korean President Moon Jae in has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle. A right royal rumble if you will. Apparently he's been indicted for bribery. Can you believe it? Bribery baby! It's like Austin Powers in Goldmember all over again!

Austin Powers and the Case of the Thai Takeaway

The sticky wicket here is all about Moon's former son in law. The prosecution reckons he got a sweet gig at some Thai airline because of his family ties. They're saying it was a quid pro quo baby! Lee Sang jik allegedly pulled some strings and in return Moon's relative got a cushy job and a salary that would make even Dr. Evil jealous. It all seems like a twisted plot worthy of Dr. Evil himself. How could he do this to me baby?

One Point Seven Groovy Pounds!

Now get this: the son in law allegedly raked in a whopping 5.95 million baht which converted is 177,506 US Dollars! That's a lot of dosh baby! Prosecutors are saying that this massive sum of money was nothing more than a bribe to Moon. Whoa baby that's crazy. I wouldn't take a bribe from anyone!

Moon's Silence is Golden Baby!

When contacted for comment Moon Lee and their legal eagles were quieter than a mime at a disco. I mean come on! A little bit of 'yeah baby!' or 'not my bag baby!' would have been appreciated. But alas silence. Perhaps they're channeling their inner Dr. Evil plotting their next move in a secret lair. Perhaps I should offer them some Mojo yeah baby!

From Leader to Alleged Bribe Taker?

Moon a former lawyer and civil rights activist was the big cheese in South Korea from 2017 to 2022. He was known for his liberal leanings. But now he's facing some serious accusations. It just goes to show you never know what's going on behind closed doors baby! Maybe he has the mojo?!

Oh Behave! The Political Playground!

To add to the hullabaloo Moon was succeeded by the conservative Yoon Suk Yeol who then got the boot after a little impeachment kerfuffle. Politics baby! It's a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a go go dancer on a Saturday night. But at the end of the day you always have to remember oh behave!