Scorpion slices through today's market frenzy, from Topgolf's unexpected swing to McDonald's foot traffic woes. Prepare for Kombat!
Scorpion slices through today's market frenzy, from Topgolf's unexpected swing to McDonald's foot traffic woes. Prepare for Kombat!

Topgolf's Hole in One: Finish Him!

The winds of Outworld must be blowing favorably for Topgolf Callaway Brands. Up 5% today continuing the momentum from yesterday. A director bought more shares. Smart move! He's got the eye of the tiger...or perhaps the scorpion! But remember arrogance can lead to destruction. Like Quan Chi thinking he could control me. Fool!

Insmed's Healing Touch: Toasty!

Insmed a biopharmaceutical company is up 26% after reporting positive results on their hypertension treatment. A victory! But remember healing can only delay the inevitable. Everyone faces their final Kombat eventually. Even Sub Zero...though I made sure his came sooner rather than later. GET OVER HERE!

Smucker's Sticky Situation: Fatality!

J.M. Smucker is down 13%. Missed revenue expectations and guidance they say. Weak! In the Netherrealm failure is not an option. Only strength and cunning survive. Smucker should learn from my resilience. I was resurrected twice!

Solar Stocks Shine: Clean Energy Fury!

SolarEdge and Sunrun are basking in the Wall Street Journal's report of tech companies lobbying for clean energy subsidies. SolarEdge popped 12% Sunrun 4%. The sun provides the power much like my hellfire! But remember even the brightest flames can be extinguished. Stay vigilant!

Casey's Cashes In: Excellent!

Casey's General Stores jumped 11% due to a strong quarter and dividend hike. They exceeded expectations! Good for them. But remember never underestimate your opponent. Complacency is a weakness. Ask Quan Chi...oh wait you can't.

Apple's Core Concerns Tesla's Sparks: A Draw?!

Apple’s software updates didn't fully impress. Tesla has good news from Trump. But remember alliances shift and power is fleeting. I learned that the hard way with the Lin Kuei. These stocks may rise and fall but my quest for vengeance is eternal! Soon I will find who stole my content! You. Next time... fatality!


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