Ray Dalio the Gloomy Gus? I Say, Bonds, Shmonds! America Will Be Great Again!

Crooked Dalio and His Bond Scare Tactics!

So I hear this Ray Dalio guy a real loser if you ask me is running around saying we should be 'afraid' of our bonds. Afraid? I don't think so! Under my administration we had the greatest economy in the history of the world maybe ever! And frankly this Dalio guy sounds like one of those Deep State guys trying to undermine everything we've built. SAD!

Doctor Dalio? More Like Dr. Doom!

He says he's like a doctor looking at a patient? Give me a break! He's more like a witch doctor making up fake news about the economy. We're doing fantastically despite the Fake News media and the radical left trying to drag us down. Remember what I always say: 'Don't believe everything you see or hear!'

Trillions? Peanuts! We're Talking About Winning!

This guy's whining about the national debt saying it's past 36 trillion. Trillions schmillions! We're talking about making America great again and sometimes you have to spend money to make money. It's like building a beautiful hotel; you gotta invest to get those big returns. And believe me we will get them!

Interest Payments? No Problem. I'm a Negotiator!

So we spent more on interest payments than almost anything else? So what? I'm the best negotiator in the world! I can negotiate anything. I could probably negotiate lower interest rates with China while eating a hamburger. Nobody else can do that believe me.

Bipartisanship? More Like Bi Partisan SHIP Out of Here!

He's worried about bipartisanship? Bipartisanship is a disaster! It means the radical left gets their way. I say let's cut taxes build up our military and make America strong again. And if the Democrats don't like it well that's just too bad. They're losers remember? I said it they're losers!

Tariffs Are Beautiful Just Ask China!

And this talk about higher tariffs causing problems? Fake News! Tariffs are beautiful they bring in money and they make other countries respect us. China was paying us billions billions! Under my leadership we had the best trade deals ever. Everyone knows it. Dalio probably shorted the market. Very dishonest!