GameStop Goes Crypto: HUGE Win, Folks! Believe Me!

GameStop: Very Smart Very Stable Very Genius!

Folks let me tell you GameStop is making moves HUGE moves! They've bought over 4,700 Bitcoins! That's half a billion dollars! They're following my lead sort of. Everyone wants to be like Trump believe me. Smart people KNOW crypto is the future and GameStop they're finally catching on. This is going to be tremendous for them just tremendous. They are very smart very stable and frankly very genius.

Bitcoin is Booming: I Predicted It Everybody Knows!

Bitcoin is doing great so great! It's hitting record highs almost $112,000. I always said crypto was going to be big HUGE. People are looking for alternatives smart alternatives. And by the way Sleepy Joe's economy isn't helping things is it? Moody's downgraded the U.S. debt? Sad! Very sad! But Bitcoin? Bitcoin is STRONG! It’s what I would call GREAT! A total winner!

GameStop Stock: Up Up Up! Like a Rocket!

GameStop's stock is going up folks nearly 3% in premarket trading! It's like a rocket ship! All because they're smart enough to get into Bitcoin. They’re up 12% this year! And they have billions in cash believe me billions! This is fantastic news just fantastic. Everyone wants a piece of the action. So let's just see if GameStop will make America great again.

Ryan Cohen: A Winner Unlike Some Losers!

This Ryan Cohen he's a winner. He's doing a great job turning GameStop around. Cutting costs streamlining operations making the business profitable. He's not like some of these losers we have running things. He's a very smart guy and he knows a good investment when he sees one. And let me tell you Bitcoin is a GREAT investment. The best investment. Tremendous!

Following the Leader: MicroStrategy Smart People!

GameStop is following in the footsteps of MicroStrategy now called Strategy. Very smart people. They bought billions in Bitcoin. They're doing great folks just great! Everyone wants to be like them and they want to be like me. It's a beautiful thing to see smart people making smart decisions. Much better than crooked Hillary. And by the way where is Hillary?

Make GameStop Great Again!

So GameStop is going crypto. They're making big moves folks HUGE moves! It's going to be great for them great for Bitcoin and great for the country. Believe me! Under Ryan Cohen's leadership GameStop is gonna be great again. We are going to MAKE GAMESTOP GREAT AGAIN and everyone is going to be saying it!