These Stocks are RAW! Solar Sector Burned, Gene Editing Deal Sizzles, and Microsoft's AI Partnership is Overcooked!

Solar Stocks: Bloody Hell What a Disaster!

Right listen up you DONKEYS! What's going on with these solar stocks? The Senate's got its grubby mitts all over renewable energy incentives and these companies are getting absolutely SCREWED! Enphase Energy First Solar Sunrun SolarEdge Technologies... they're all taking a beating. Honestly it's like watching a souffle collapse – UTTERLY DEVASTATING! Are they going to pull their fingers out or what? This is worse than my gran's Christmas pudding!

Verve Therapeutics: From the Frying Pan into the Fire... of Eli Lilly!

Now Verve Therapeutics... they've managed to pull a rabbit out of their arse! Eli Lilly's swooping in to acquire them. A 77% rally? It's a MIRACLE! But let's not get carried away. Eli Lilly's shares dipped slightly! They must be thinking 'Oh BLOODY HELL what have we done?' But $1.3 billion? That's a lot of dough even for a pharmaceutical giant. Good for them but I’m still not convinced it's like putting lipstick on a pig!

Roku: Finally Cooking with Gas!

Roku you doughnut! You've finally done something right! A 2% pop after Loop Capital Markets upgraded you? And now this Amazon partnership! It's like they've finally found the secret ingredient! Reaching 80 million U.S. households? They should be bloody doing that! But let’s see if they can maintain it though I am not so sure.

Microsoft and OpenAI: A Partnership Gone Sour!

Microsoft and OpenAI oh dear oh dear. This partnership has gone as sour as week old scallops. Tensions reaching a boiling point? It's like watching a bad marriage implode! This is why you test everything and keep it simple!

Lennar: Finally a Decent Result!

Lennar I must say I am impressed. Revenue stronger than expected? $8.38 billion? Bloody hell! Maybe there is hope for the construction industry! But don't get complacent. You need to keep pushing and keep it up!

T Mobile US: Someone's Getting Shafted!

T Mobile you've been shafted! SoftBank selling 21.5 million shares? That's a proper kick in the teeth! It's like serving a perfectly cooked steak and then dropping it on the floor. Utterly disgraceful! Someone's getting a right bollocking for this!