Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's wild ride, where auto parts soar, solar panels sink, and everyone's just trying to figure out what Jenny would do.
Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's wild ride, where auto parts soar, solar panels sink, and everyone's just trying to figure out what Jenny would do.

Advance Auto Parts: Like a Box of Chocolates You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates and I reckon the stock market is too. Take Advance Auto Parts for instance. They were expectin' to lose a whole heap of money but they didn't lose as much as folks thought! Shares shot up higher than Lieutenant Dan after he got his legs back! They made more money than expected and well sometimes it just happens like when I accidentally invented shrimp ping pong.

Nike and Amazon: We Go Together Like Peas and Carrots?

Nike's goin' back to sellin' on Amazon. Remember when Jenny came back after runnin' away for a while? It's kinda like that. They stopped sellin' there before but now they're back and they’re raisin’ prices on some things too. Smart move maybe. I don't know much about e commerce but I know about runnin'. And these stocks are runnin' all over the place!

Health Insurance: Being Audited is Never a Good Thing Ask Lieutenant Dan!

The government's lookin' real close at those health insurance companies like Humana and UnitedHealth. Seems they’re doin’ some auditin'. Their stocks went down faster than I can say 'Bubba Gump Shrimp.' Being audited probably feels about as good as losin' your best friend Bubba in Vietnam.

Analog Devices and Urban Outfitters: Making Money is a Good Thing!

Now Analog Devices and Urban Outfitters they did real good. They made more money than folks thought they would. Urban Outfitters even went up a bunch! Makes you wanna shout 'I gotta find Bubba!' Well findin’ money is close enough I guess.

Solar Panels and Telecommunications: Some Things Just Don't Shine As Bright.

Sunrun the solar panel folks they had a tough time. Their stock went down more than my IQ! Seems like some tax stuff didn't go their way. And that telecommunications company Lumen well AT&T is buyin' a big chunk of them. Stocks are like a feather in the wind sometimes I suppose. You never know where they're gonna land.

Snowflake and Zoom: Making it Rain Just Like Forrest Made it Rain in the Shrimp Business

And then there's Snowflake and Zoom. They did alright too makin' more money than folks expected. But sometimes even when things are goin' good they don't go as good as you hoped right? Like when Jenny said she loved me. It wasn’t always simple but Mama always said 'Simple is as simple does'. Even if these stocks go up and down like a see saw I just keep runnin' run Forrest run!


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