Tesla Stock Plunges! Is Elon Musk to Blame?!

Reality Check: They Actually Polled People?

Okay folks gather 'round! So apparently some people actually answer phone calls from pollsters. Wild right? This CNBC survey dropped and it seems like gasp not everyone's head over heels for Tesla or yours truly. 47% negative view of Tesla? That's... suboptimal. Makes me wanna tweet 'reality is often disappointing,' but hey at least 27% are still vibing with the electric dream! And 24% are neutral which tells me they just haven't driven one yet. Clearly a simulation glitch.

GM? More Like Gee Maybe Not

They're comparing us to General Motors? Seriously? It's like comparing a cyber truck to a horse drawn carriage. No offense to the horse but come on! We're building the future here people! They're... well they're still trying to figure out if the future involves buttons or touchscreens. This is like when Wernher von Braun was competing with some dude building kites. Apples and Martian oranges!

Politics: The Ultimate Distraction

Ah politics. The game where everyone loses. Apparently my tweets are ruffling feathers. Some folks think I'm too chummy with the right wing others probably think I'm an alien lizard person. Look I'm just trying to make sure humanity doesn't go extinct. If that means talking to people with different viewpoints so be it. Though maybe I should stick to tweeting about Dogecoin. Less drama more memes. Remember 'I'm not trying to be anyone's savior. I just want to try and think about the future and not be sad.' Also please buy CyberTruck.

Tesla: The EV Everyone *Wants* to Hate?

This survey says people love EVs but they are not so sure about Tesla! It is like they love the idea of going to Mars but hate the idea of SpaceX getting them there. It is like wanting to eat a cake without the baker. The youth likes electric vehicles but hates Tesla? Time to get out the flamethrower and fix this branding issue!

Democrats Republicans and a Whole Lotta Confusion

So Democrats love EVs but hate Tesla Republicans love Tesla but hate EVs... what in the name of Doge is going on here? It's like everyone's living in an alternate reality where up is down and cats are allergic to the internet. Someone needs to get the simulation back on track. Maybe I should sell Tesla stock and buy Twitter... oh wait already tried that. Anyway I'm sure we can figure this out. Maybe with a giant Tesla shaped drone that dispenses free burritos. Who's with me?

Margin of Error? More Like Margin of Opportunity!

A 3.1% margin of error eh? Sounds like a challenge! That's 3.1% of people we can win over with better self driving faster charging and maybe a few more flamethrowers. Who knows maybe we will throw in a free ticket to Mars! After all 'When something is important enough you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.' Time to get back to work and prove those pollsters wrong. To the Mars!