A far out look at the stock market's latest twists and turns, from Duolingo's linguistic leap to Tesla's electric slide, yeah!
A far out look at the stock market's latest twists and turns, from Duolingo's linguistic leap to Tesla's electric slide, yeah!

Duolingo's Doing the HUSTLE!

Oh behave! Duolingo's shares are up a righteous 9%! That's more action than a night at my pad baby! Morgan Stanley is all over it calling it a 'best in class consumer internet asset.' Groovy baby very groovy! They're speaking my language now!

Tesla's Electric Slide...Shagadelic!

Austin Powers here! Even though Tesla's numbers weren't all that the stock still zoomed up 7%! Elon Musk says he'll be spending less time with the Department of Government Efficiency. Less time with the man more time for ahem innovation yeah!?

Gildan's Wardrobe Malfunction... averted!

Gildan Activewear is playing it cool climbing 2%. Seems their Honduras hookup might just dodge those 'reciprocal' tariffs. Smart move baby! Avoid the fuzz stay outta jail! That’s my motto and you can wear it too! And to that I say 'Yeah baby yeah!'

Enphase Energy's Battery Blues...Oh No!

Not so fast Enphase Energy is down 14%! Tariffs are gonna mess with their battery business squeezing their gross margin by about 2%. That's a buzzkill baby! A total buzzkill!

Cava's Culinary Climb: A Taste of Success Baby!

Cava's spicing things up with a 7% jump! Bernstein thinks they're recession proof and forecasts a 40% upside. That's finger licking good baby! A taste of success yeah!

Boeing Takes Flight Again! Doing the Airplane!

Boeing is up nearly 6% after a strong first quarter! Deliveries are up losses are down and they're planning to ramp up production. Way to go baby! To quote Goldmember 'I love goooooooold!'


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