Groovy Moves in the Stock Market, Baby! Yeah!

GXO Logistics: Warehouse Party!

Oh behave! GXO Logistics those groovy cats in the supply chain game are shaking their moneymakers! Their stock's up 11% baby! They're swimming in more dosh than Dr. Evil's got schemes! Their EBITDA is going up baby! New CEO alert! Patrick Kelleher is in the hot seat like me in a sauna after a foxtrot contest! Groovy baby very groovy!

CarMax: Shaguar Level Sales!

CarMax is making Austin Powers's mojo rise! Their shares jumped 6%! They're selling cars faster than I can say 'Yeah baby!' They're raking in the cash exceeding analyst expectations which is more impressive than my dental hygiene! These numbers are off the charts! Like a shag carpet in space baby!

GMS: A Bidding War? Oh Behave!

A bidding war for GMS? That's hotter than a night in Calcutta! QXO and Home Depot are battling it out like me and Dr. Evil! Wall Street Journal says Home Depot wants a piece of that pie but QXO is offering $95.20 a share which is more money than I've spent on velvet suits! It's a right royal rumble baby! Yeah!

Semiconductor Stocks: Chip Happens!

Uh oh looks like someone stepped on a Lego! Semiconductor stocks are taking a hit baby! The U.S. government is thinking about revoking waivers for American tech in China. Nvidia and KLA are feeling the pinch! It's like losing your mojo baby! These stocks are dipping like I do after a long night of fighting crime and looking fabulous!

Jack in the Box: Hold the Mayo... and the Immigrants?

Jack in the Box is in the doghouse baby! Stifel downgraded them saying immigration policies are hurting their business. It's a bit like me trying to understand cricket! The fast food industry is in a pickle baby! This is more serious than a mime with a machine gun!

Accenture Circle Kroger and Regencell: The Rest of the Shagadelic Story!

Accenture's bookings went down which is less groovy than a disco nap. Circle is up 18% thanks to some stablecoin legislation. That's fantastic baby! Kroger is making bank with better than expected earnings which is more satisfying than a free Austin Powers convention! And Regencell? Up down all around! More volatile than my love life! It's all a bit much baby! Yeah!