Italian Lightweight Enrico Letta Calls My Tariffs MADNESS! SAD!

Lake Como? More Like Lake Loser!

So this Enrico Letta a real lightweight from Italy is whining about my 'Liberation Day' tariffs. 'Madness,' he says! 'Incomprehensible!' Well let me tell you what's truly incomprehensible is how someone can be so wrong! He's yakking to CNBC probably sipping some fancy espresso while I'm here making America great again! These tariffs are about fairness folks. We've been getting ripped off by everyone for years and it's time to stop. Believe me!

Exploiting Fragmentation? I'm Unifying America!

Letta says I'm 'exploiting fragmentation within the EU.' Wrong! I'm exposing their weakness! They can't even agree on what time it is! It's a mess over there a total disaster. And this guy this Enrico Letta thinks he's going to lecture me? I know more about trade than he'll ever know about spaghetti! SAD!

Crazy Frontal Attack? More Like a Brilliant Strategic Maneuver!

He calls the tariffs a 'crazy frontal attack on the world.' No no no! It's called strategic genius! It's like a chess game and I'm playing five moves ahead while these guys are still trying to figure out which way the pieces move. These tariffs they're good for America. They're good for our workers. They're good for everyone eventually. Even Enrico Letta will thank me someday. Maybe.

Fortress Europe? Sounds Pathetic!

Letta warns against 'closing Europe in a fortress.' A fortress? Sounds weak! We're not building any fortresses here folks. We're building walls! Big beautiful walls! And we're making the EU pay for them... metaphorically of course. Although maybe not so metaphorically. We'll see.

Ursula von der Leyen and Her 'Countermeasures' Yawn!

Ursula von der Leyen another lightweight is threatening 'countermeasures.' Go ahead try it! We're not afraid of your countermeasures. We're America! We're the best! We're the greatest! And if she thinks she can out negotiate me she's got another thing coming. I'm the best negotiator maybe ever.

Habeck Will Buckle... Under My Tremendous Pressure!

And this Habeck guy from Germany thinks I'll 'buckle under the pressure.' Ha! Nobody makes me buckle! I'm like Teflon folks. Nothing sticks to me. He thinks he's going to win an 'arm wrestle'? He should try arm wrestling a real American. He'd be crying for his mommy in about five seconds. These Europeans they talk tough but they're all talk. We're the real deal. We're going to win and we're going to win big! Believe me!