Israel Takes Action Against Iran's Nuclear Program, World Freaks Out! (They'll Be Back)

Israel Did What?!

Folks let me tell you Israel great people the best took action. They saw what was happening with Iran and their frankly very bad nuclear program and they said 'Enough!' And they were right. I was briefed of course everyone tells me everything. Remember when sleepy Joe Biden pulled out of the Iran deal? Disaster. Total disaster. Now look at the mess we're in. I would have made the best deal. The BEST. Everyone agrees.

Marco Rubio: Protecting American Forces Or So He Says...

So my former rival Lil Marco Rubio says the U.S. wasn't involved. Okay fine. But let me tell you when I was President things were different. Everyone respected us. Nobody messed with us. Now? Weak. Very weak. We need to be strong folks. Very very strong. Marco wants to cozy up with everyone. I had to let him know you can't cozy up to people they like the money to much they don't care about America OKAY?

World Leaders Always Crying

These world leaders they're always calling for restraint. Restraint restraint restraint. It's always the same old story. The UK France Germany Malaysia even China and Russia. They all want to chime in. Believe me they were begging me for help when they were being attacked! They all are saying 'Wah wah wah restraint!' They should be thanking Israel for doing what needs to be done. And they know it folks. They know it. They need me to make them strong again. Vote for me!

Saudis and UAE Backstabbers!

Saudi Arabia and the UAE are now crying! They're always complaining even after I stood by them against Iran. Saudi Arabia is complaining about Israel. Unbelievable! And the UAE? Don't even get me started. They all need to decide who their friends are. It's very simple really. Either they're with us or they're against us. The UAE knows if they don't like Israel I will slap a tax on them. Then they can figure out who to complain to. Probably the UN. Bunch of losers!

The UN A Complete Disaster

Speaking of the UN what a disaster! They're 'concerned' about everything. They should be concerned about their own incompetence. They're always sticking their noses where they don't belong. I had them in line. I said 'Pay your bills or get out!' Now? They're back to their old tricks. Sad.

Remember I'm the Only One Who Can Fix It

Folks the Middle East is a mess and everyone knows it. But I know how to fix it. I'm the only one who can fix it. I made peace deals that no one thought were possible. I brought people together. I was the best peacemaker everyone says so. But they need a strong leader to deal with these characters. And that's me. Believe me. Make America Great Again! And maybe just maybe we can Make the Middle East Great Again Too!