Iran's Nuclear Hide and Seek: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mama Always Said 'Life is Like a Satellite Picture'

Well folks lemme tell you 'bout somethin' I saw in the news. This here company called Maxar Technologies they's like them fancy pants photographers up in space. They took some pictures of Iran's Fordo place before some 'splosions went off. Mama always said life is like a satellite picture you never know what you gonna see. And these pictures they showed trucks and cars buzzin' 'round like bees near a honey pot.

Run Forrest Run... To the Underground Bunker!

Now this Fordo place it ain't just any ol' shack. They say it's like 300 feet under a mountain kinda like a really deep hole you might fall into when you're runnin' real fast. They say it's got concrete walls and all sorts of protection. Makes you wonder what they're hidin' down there don't it? I reckon it's important like shrimp to Bubba.

Like Peas and Carrots: Fordo Natanz and Isfahan

So it seems this Fordo place and some other spots called Natanz and Isfahan they got a visit from Uncle Sam. Some folks said there were these big booms and flashes. Like fireworks but I don't think they were celebrating anything. Jenny always liked fireworks.

Trump Said What?

Then this fella named Trump he said it was a "spectacular military success" and that everything was "completely obliterated." Obliterated! That's a big word. Makes it sound like somethin' you'd do to a plate of BBQ after a long run. But nobody really knows if what he said is true. It's like tryin' to catch the wind ya just can't be sure.

No Radiation? That's Good Lieutenant Dan!

These folks from the International Atomic Energy Agency they went and checked things out. And they said they didn't find no yucky stuff like radiation. That's good right? Reminds me of when Lieutenant Dan got his legs fixed. Everything worked out okay in the end even if it took a while. I'm glad there wasn't any radiation radiation is bad and thats all i have to say about that.

And That's All I Have To Say About That

So there you have it. Some pictures some booms and some words from important folks. It's all kinda confusing like tryin' to understand why Jenny did the things she did. But I guess that's life ain't it? Like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get. But I sure hope everyone can be friends like me and Bubba. Gotta run now! I got some shrimpin' to do.